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Well since there has been mention of "Ask Andrew" or "Ask Alex" no longer being about, I may as well carry on with the tradition  ;)

Feel free to ask me your questions (Knightmare related of course!) and I'll do my best to answer them

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Which dungeon maiden do you fancy the most?
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I'd have to say Melly, though judging by recent topics, she's proven herself to be a bit of a slapper hasn't she?  ;D
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Indeed!
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1. Who was Fatilla referring to when he mentioned "Old Boney/Skullhead/whatever" in Series 4, as Lord Fear wasn't around at that point?

2. How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?
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1. Who was Fatilla referring to when he mentioned "Old Boney/Skullhead/whatever" in Series 4, as Lord Fear wasn't around at that point?

2. How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?
1. Possibly Mogdred, since his face was like "Old Boney" or it might be one of the hovering skulls a la "Skullhead"  ;)

2. The most dread that Mildred could dread is Mogdred!  ;D
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How much dread could a Mildread dread if a Mildread could dread dread?
LOL, that's great Ark.
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Thank you very much! :)

Alright, let's see...

1. Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation?

2. What's Morghanna's phone number?

3. If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?
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If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?
Well, if they were all as hapless as he was that year, they'd need help putting their robes on in the morning without spellcasting themselves out of existence, let alone coming to his rescue.
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Thank you very much! :)

Alright, let's see...

1. Why couldn't Elita have stuck around for one more season so we could see the mythical Elita-Barry confrontation?

2. What's Morghanna's phone number?

3. If Hordriss really did belong to a Guild, as he told Barry in the infamous Marta-Lissard incident, why didn't any of his fellow Guild members ever help him get rid of Lord Fear? Surely they wouldn't have appreciated one of their members always getting kicked about by a Technomancer?
1. Elita's big mouth had swalloed herself up out of existence

2.  I think Morghanna shares the same number as the Samaritans

3. Because they were cowards and preferred drinking beer at the Crazed Heifer  ;D
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Well, if they were all as hapless as he was that year, they'd need help putting their robes on in the morning without spellcasting themselves out of existence, let alone coming to his rescue.
The old folks home springs to mind  ;D
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This is more like Ask Ark, the questions are the funniest this time...or Arks Questions anyway :)

Lemme think...


1) Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?
2) Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?
3) Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?

Have a go at those  8)
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How come your posting as a guest?
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Especially as you can't post as a guest on this forum.
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I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.
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