Well... we would... if it was a baby yet. At the moment you'll have to make do with The Knightmare Fetus.
There are two reasons why this particular bundle of joy can be classed as The Knightmare Baby:
1. Because Emma and I met over Myspace due to our mutual love of Knightmare, and...
2. As you'll see from one of the pictures at the link below, it does bare a rather striking resemblance to a certain Lord Fear (if he wasn't a fictional character I might be slightly concerned about this).
But this isn't just any old fetus... oh no! This fetus has already mastered the art of, get this, creating a Myspace profile! How it manages to get an internet connection from Emma's womb is anyone's guess, but ours is not to question.
We'd like to get it as famous as the Facebook Fetus, so if you've got a Myspace account you might consider adding the little tyke as a friend.
Cheers!
http://www.myspace.com/icklething
EDIT: And no, we are not going to call it Treguard, Motley, Sidriss, Pickle, Malice, Skarkill, Lissard, Hordriss, Gretel, Folly, Granitas... etc.
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