Mashibinbin wrote: I did indeed read Ironlord's contributions and enjoyed both with the phrase Stick-o-vision surely worthy of a trademark

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Following that post I made a minute ago for issue 51, did anyone read my Life Force Clocks Reconsidered article?

That took a lot of time and scrupulous analysis to the point of OCD to be able to write...

So...

After six months, did anyone take the time to read my Mistaken Memories article?

EDIT: clearly, someone did. Marvellous.

Helvellyn wrote: The Reach wand seems to be overly-maligned to me, since it gives a new way of doing puzzles in a less unwieldy way than stamping around the floor.

Though the main problem with that wand was that where the cursor showed up had nothing whatsoever to do with where the dungeoneer was pointing it...

Ariadne's Layer wrote: I ifnd it really tacky when people make up adult/sexual stuff between kids TV characters.

Rule 34, me old china. Trying to resist it is even more futile than King Canute's efforts to hold back the tide.

Besides, it should have been custard.

Brother Strange wrote: "Monk in hurry": It is from the trolls I flee... know you of trolls?

I do.

Here's a likely-to-be-unintentional KM reference for you all, courtesy of the finalgear.com forums. And specifically the "carbage" thread - chavved-up motors aplenty. Even Rolls-Royces are not immune to this threat. Take a look at this monstrosity. Remind you of anything? Well, does it? Th...

I declare this thread the winner of the Thread Necromancy prize. Exhumed not once, but twice!

Besides, throwing pies into Elita's mouth is like shooting fish in a barrel... with a bazooka.

Into the corridor with the closing wall, and almost immediately the wall begins to close in. The team stand about and do god knows what for what feels like 15 minutes, and then decide to direct him out the room, during which time the wall waits patiently for them to leave before moving forward agai...

Brother Strange wrote:They could've had a fireball duel (as of Hordriss and Grimaldine)-- not sure who'd win that though

Hordriss, easily, in round one. Merlin forgot his spell book.

"CUT!" cries the producer. "That's just nonsense. Powers like these don't come from the throat. They come... from within. All the dungeoneer needs to do is find a calm, steady centre, and to believe the effects of the spell are happening. And then they'll happen. Let's go again."...

Drassil wrote: Troll... Hammer time!

Something like this, you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ySNLHI77Ks

(The picture's a mite out of sync with the sound, but you get the idea...)

That's a shame in my opinion, considering that 4 is the channel that brought British children Sesame Street, Pob's Programme, the Back To The Future cartoons, Ulysses 31 and Earthworm Jim , not to mention The Crystal Maze and GamesMaster. Girrrrrrrrrroovy! Must find EJ cartoons. Somewhere. Must be....

Why play the remake when you can have the original...

...if I could get FUSE to compile (gaaargh...) I'd go and play it right now.

Here's a new spin on things... Someone who has far too much time and money should make "Knightmare Remastered" - drop the CGI style graphics from series 8 into the first three series. Then sit back and wait for the screaming apoplexy. Does this all sound familiar? It should, because most w...