You're right Skarkill, me old matey. That was very unlovely of me, as you so rightly pointed out at the time.

So how do you pass the time now that the dungeons have closed? Have you hung up the irons for good?

Skip

Fair point - the boy Fear was a little bit too into his looks. His cape and armour was almost immaculate, and his foudnation was flawless, if a little on the pale side. His eyeliner never failed to look perfect too. And those nails? Again, SJP would have killed to get a finish that good. In addition...

Oh now come on - that's a gift. What do you mean? After all, you know what they say about guys with ... I swear to God. I come down here for a cup of coffee and to check my e-mails, and wind up embroiled in a heated discussion about which one of the Knightmare characters I'd most like to get it on w...

Treguard was the man, yes, but he obviously didn't get out much - apart from his well-documented rivalry with Rupert d'Armitage, which obviously took place between series. As a result, he didn't seem too at ease in the company of women, and it wasn't until much later in the show that he and Majida a...

Taken care of already, Moana, cheers for the advice. Oh and Skarkill, I'm a Media graduate, so I'd love to hear your thoughts on Knightmare 's relative brutality with regard to young viewers and the hypodermic model. Thrill me with your views. (THRILL ME! Anyone here an Atmosfear fan?) Cheerio Skip

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Cheers for that Moana, you're nothing if not quick off the mark. Am I to assume that if you don't place a website URL at the end of your posts, you don't have one? Or is it that I have to explicity ask for it? Hmm. Forgive my obvious ignorance, I've never been a member of any online message forum - ...

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Hey guys and girls, I'm extremely new to the entire online Knightmare community - you can find out more about me in the Knewbie Forum bit - but it hasn't taken me long to identify the deeply psychosexual undertones running through it. And now I think about it, it makes perfect goddamn sense. Knightm...

Good God...! So there I was, sitting in my local Internet cafe messing around, when a thought hit me. Slowly, like a supernatural mist, it seeped into my mind, filling it with images and sounds. Leaf-strewn forest trails winding towards a gaping black hole in the fabric of space. The grind of cold, ...