On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...  

Six drunken friars...

Five... fai-led... quests.

Four frightknights...  
Three gargoyles...  
Two goblin scavs...  
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...  

Five... fai-led... quests.

Four frightknights...
Three gargoyles...  
Two goblin scavs...  
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.  

On the forth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...  
Four frightknights rusting...
Three gargoyles whinging...
Two goblins scavving...
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.  

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three gargoyles whinging...
Two goblins scavving...
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two goblins scavving
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.

Lord Fear was one of the few characters who was genuinely funny when he was MEANT to be. Gibbet was very funny indeed when he was meant to be scary.  ;)

RidolfO

Lord Fear, closely followed by Cedric of Wrawsby and Hordriss the Confuser. (I would've said Treguard if he hadn't turned into such a soft wuss after a few years.)

Anyone on Aqash's Team:  "I know the answer to that one!"


Pickle:  "Go on, tell them your name."


Lord Fear:  "I feel so ashamed."


Merlin:  "I remember that."


Treguard:  "Mogdred's a big jessie-pants!"

NemanoR

On a related point, I'm planning to put up an "accumulated wisdom" page on my website, compiling some of the wisest truths ever uttered in the series. Here's some quotes to be going on with... "When the going gets cold, the tough get frozen." "Life goes on... or not." &...

Watching the pilot episode in '87 and feeling unsure whether it was a gameshow or a series satirising "The Adventure Game". The way that the first dungeoneer said, "I seek knighthood" was so forced it left me thinking for some while that the whole thing was scripted, and not just...

Brollachan:  You got the answer to the riddle wrong. Pickle:  We mustn't get too involved. Majida:  I like you, Treguard. Gideon:  Must watch my language. Ridolfo:   Cedric:  You look handsome. Gumboil:  No more for me, I'm driving. Dooris:  WAHEEEEEEYYY!!! Lord Fear:  I got it wrong. Igneous:  I re...