So THAT'S why he turned evil! (Sorry, anyone called Morris or any variation on that name, I couldn't resist!)

Why not go the whole Hordriss look? Hey, it would look better than a 'Grimaldine' look (shave hair off head, wear green robe, look a little like Richard o' Brien on a fabulous day). If only you had a spellbook to go along with it. Would encourage respect from members of the public as you walk along ...

Yes, I wouldn't go too far...see example here...

"You put an apostrophe in '1990s'!! Eat white floating skull, knewbie!!"

I trust the moderators to do what's right. Whatever that is.

BBC 2 needs something to fill at 6pm after The Simpsons left. Endless repeats of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air are not working. Therefore, if we get ahead of ourselves, and assume TV bosses unanimously loooovve KM VR (they should, of course, but some of them are stupid), BBC 2 would be a knice home. A...

For the future of the English language's sake, please! Text speak is something that gets right under my nose (well, not litreally, but it ticks me off). You'll only catch me doing it if I'm in grave peril, I'm running out of space on a message, or I'm being secretly ironic. I don't hold anything aga...

In between that, The Brollachan chuckled at the fortune at putting the word 'The' in front of Brollachan, and FrightKnight cursed the fact he hadn't called himself 'The FrightKnight'... ;D Ironically, it would mean TC technically shouldn't download his own programme today... ;D I think he may have f...

Easily the most confusing scene in Km, Merlin's opposites riddles. I knew a couple of the answers, but really, it's headache time.

Hey, keke, that helmet looks good! Better than what I could draw in Paint.

Skip- does anything happen if you step on the letters in the order 'NOPE'?

Kinda ironic John Woodnutt (he playing Merlin/Mogdred) would cause a death due to a dungeoneer casting a spell too slowly, after the previous series had Merlin taking a couple of blue moons to spellcast 'Energy'...

Still, finally a death.

That dungeon master looks more than a little familiar...

Had a haircut, too. Looks much more respectable.

Notice how a s1-3 quest would have gone to midway through level 2 by now, but here we aren't even out of level 1 yet! Get used to this slower pace, it'll be here 'til the end of series 7... Also notice how Hordriss repeats almost the same task to give in back-to-back episodes, albeit from another se...

Hallowe'en? Perfec'!

As long as you don't rush it out like Driv3r, or something, there should be nothing wrong.

Probably something Treguard would say as he looks out of Knightmare castle in those temporal disruptions.

Well, that and slowly going insane, putting on as many household (castlehold?) objects on the team members without them tipping over.

My word, it's like somebody completely different!

Put the beard back on! Put the beard back on!

My vocal talent, in terms of singing, is something not to be shared. At worst, it would probably sound as good as drunken karaoke. At worst, about as bad as wailing cats sharpening their claws on a chalkboard.

Needless to say, not very good!