there's a sure fire way to tell if an old women is evil or cruel. "what is iodine used for?" Pure evil- treating any kind of graze or cut plain cruel- treating large cuts sweet- oh i used to use that but it stings really badly so i'll go and get you an elastoplaste and a cookie took chemis...

i'm 17, but soon i'll be a fully fledged man. oh wait i'm not a man i'm i women. damn it all to puss filled hell. he

what's the deal with the elf lady. i know that she comes to call of a horn and she can be summonded by her proper name but not much else. i'm just asking for a little help. thanks to anyone who replys.

yes. yes i think she was, when thay were trying to get her through a door. poor love

hey i'm only learning. exams coupled with a bad memory mixed with only re-discovering knightmare on about tuesday. but i'm trying  ;D

there was that poor girl Kelly. the team didn't learn to side step for about 10 mintues. then she got told to go left and right at the same time. also being told "kelly could you try and walk a bit faster please!" won't have helped

i surposse they're not always in a room. but it takes so much time. i'e in the dice room it goes:- "where am I" "your in a room, there's a table with a die on it" "yes i can see the table" whispers- "do you think that we should roll it " presenter (ok i don't ...

it's probaly just me but when ever a dungoneer walks into a room the always ask "where am I?" this is fair enough but the team always start with, "your in a room" well duh of course they are. if they were in a corridoor then they wouldn't stop so why do they always say it. that's...

can anybody tell me the riddle as i only discovered knightmare in time to see the lastest team fall off the cliff which was very annoying. thanks

there was that team that took a while to work out if the jester had a frog's leg in each hand then he must have been holding a frog. they died soon.

the quote
'oh, you've been swallowed by the snake. well what are you going to do now?'
seems pretty good to me