Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John

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Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John

Post by Drassil » Tue May 02, 2017 6:29 pm

Another dungeoneer has ended up in the monster's stomach from Series 1-3. Luckily he has a way of escaping this irritable beast and he knows that his predecessors did too. Based on Sacrifice by Elton John (1989). Video, lyrics

It's a human bind
When things go south
And you're sent into innards
Through the serpent's mouth

Into the belly
And out of safe hands
Sad defeat comes calling
Where there are no gastric bands

Bold, bold start
Undone by you
I won't be digested, baby
Just passing through

And it's no sack of rice
It's a bag of salt
If you are livid
Then it isn't my fault
But it's no sack of rice
No sack of rice
It's no sack of rice at all

Contemplating the navel
Will kill my hope
Sensitivity of your lining
Would respond to soap

We lose direction
'Til Tone goes DOWN
Or 'til Ross eggs you
And risks getting brown

Bold, bold start
Undone by you
I won't be digested, baby
Just passing through

And it's no sack of rice
It's a bag of salt
If you are livid
Then it isn't my fault
But it's no sack of rice
No sack of rice
It's no sack of rice at all...

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