Re:Knightmare Limericks

TuragaNuju · Post by **TuragaNuju** » 08 Jul 2005, 22:56

Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen

Post by **Drassil** » 09 Jul 2005, 21:09

Though the wyrm may seem quirky

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » 09 Jul 2005, 21:33

Don't worry about ol' Smirky....

Skarkill · Post by **Skarkill** » 09 Jul 2005, 22:53

His Flying's Not To Jerkey

Post by **Drassil** » 11 Jul 2005, 23:36

That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.

This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:

If from 'International Departures' you are leaving
Dragon plate armour you won't be needing
Though the wyrm may seem quirky
Don't worry about Smirky
His talent for flying is leading

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 12 Jul 2005, 00:31

Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:

That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff

Post by **Drassil** » 12 Jul 2005, 17:47

Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 12 Jul 2005, 23:14

You're good at this. Have you thought of writing comic operas?

Snowcat · Post by **Snowcat** » 13 Jul 2005, 02:45

Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???

That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 13 Jul 2005, 13:43

Sank, in the highest tones

Post by **Mashibinbin** » 13 Jul 2005, 16:04

That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff,
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
Sank, in the highest tones,
Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.

dontyoulikemypie · Post by **dontyoulikemypie** » 16 Jul 2005, 22:57

That gnarly old guardian Oakley

TuragaNuju · Post by **TuragaNuju** » 16 Jul 2005, 23:06

Gave the dungeoneer his coat free

Post by **Drassil** » 16 Jul 2005, 23:11

Said the tree troll, "It's yours,

Thanatos · Post by **Thanatos** » 17 Jul 2005, 14:41

But you can't have the drawers!