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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:56 pm

Dragon Plate Armor YOu DOnt Needen
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:09 pm

Though the wyrm may seem quirky
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Snowcat » Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:33 pm

Don't worry about ol' Smirky....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Skarkill » Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:53 pm

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:36 pm

That line does rhyme with the one before, but it doesn't fit with the rhyme scheme of a limerick.

This is the limerick with a last line, and a few edits to make it flow a bit better:

If from 'International Departures' you are leaving
Dragon plate armour you won't be needing
Though the wyrm may seem quirky
Don't worry about Smirky
His talent for flying is leading
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Mon Jul 11, 2005 11:31 pm

Another challenging one to find a trisyllabic rhyme for:

That jolly green dragon named Smirkenorff
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:47 pm

Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:14 pm

You're good at this. Have you thought of writing comic operas?
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Snowcat » Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:45 am

Or appearing on 'Countdown' or 'Call my bluff' for that matter???



That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff, (I was always thought he was Blue...)
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:43 pm

Sank, in the highest tones
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Mashibinbin » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:04 pm

That jolly green Dragon named Smirkenorff,
Asked Nemanor if he could work a wharf,
But when a cargo of Firestones.....
Sank, in the highest tones,
Granitas was blamed so had to lurk 'n' morph.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:57 pm

That gnarly old guardian Oakley

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:06 pm

Gave the dungeoneer his coat free
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:11 pm

Said the tree troll, "It's yours,
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:41 pm

But you can't have the drawers!
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