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Re:Knightmare Limericks
- HarveyTowers
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Knightmare Limericks
One forum member should begin a limerick by suppling a furtive first line and four other different forum members should supply the the remaining four lines.
In case anyone doesn't know, a limerick takes the form of a five line poem where lines 1 and 2 are a rhyming couplet, lines 3 and 4 are another rhyming couplet and the final line rhymes with lines 1 and 2.
Oh, and you may be mischevious but not downright rude; but I don't have to tell any of you that!
So, without further ado...
When Treguard called out "Enter Stranger"
In case anyone doesn't know, a limerick takes the form of a five line poem where lines 1 and 2 are a rhyming couplet, lines 3 and 4 are another rhyming couplet and the final line rhymes with lines 1 and 2.
Oh, and you may be mischevious but not downright rude; but I don't have to tell any of you that!
So, without further ado...
When Treguard called out "Enter Stranger"
Good night out there; whatever you are!
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They came in for a lot of danger.
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When Treguard said "enter stranger"...
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When Treguard said enter stranger
They came in for a lot of danger
They needed a beer
They avoided Lord Fear
They came in for a lot of danger
They needed a beer
They avoided Lord Fear
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But threw up on Wolfglade's park ranger.
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- HarveyTowers
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Here's another first line (but anyone can start these off by the way) And remember, it's one line at a time...
While solving the wall monster's riddle
While solving the wall monster's riddle
Good night out there; whatever you are!
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While solving the wall monster's riddle,
The advisor who sat in the middle
The advisor who sat in the middle
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While solving the wall monster's riddle,
The advisor who sat in the middle,
Tried to use magic
The advisor who sat in the middle,
Tried to use magic
"Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, dungeoneer. Play awhile...Play forever! Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!"
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While solving the wall monster's riddle,
The advisor who sat in the middle,
Tried to use magic
The result was tragic
The advisor who sat in the middle,
Tried to use magic
The result was tragic
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While solving the wall monster's riddle,
The advisor who sat in the middle,
Tried to use magic
The result was tragic
As Granitas split down the middle
The advisor who sat in the middle,
Tried to use magic
The result was tragic
As Granitas split down the middle
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Start of a new one:
When the team met Lord Fear
When the team met Lord Fear
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When the team met Lord Fear
Treguard muttered "oh dear"
Treguard muttered "oh dear"
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When the team met Lord Fear
Treguard muttered "oh dear"
For they'd come so far
Treguard muttered "oh dear"
For they'd come so far
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These don't all scan as limerick lines; more effort as regards metre, please. And more effort from me as regards rhyme, because I can't think of anything appropriate that also scans. 

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It's only a bit of fun. They don't have to be perfect, so long as people are prepared to have a go. Which is more important? Ensuring perfect rhyme and metre or having as many people take part as possible? This being a forum, I would imagine the latter.
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