The Descender jamming between floors.

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by Skarkill » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:01 am

Gretal? Oooo, that is a nasty thought. Imagine being stuck with her while she tries to cajole you into playing "pat-a-cake" for three hours. I'd rather suffocate.
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by knightmaredave » Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:53 pm

i would not want to get stuck with pickle he would just moan moan moan all the time like he did to ppor old treguard supopose he was relieved (eventually) when Majida turned up!!!
being trapped with Modgred would not be fun (probably be dead within seconds!!
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by Fidjit » Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:56 pm

Getting stuck in the decender!

Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by HStorm » Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:55 pm

Here's a thought:

Instead of jamming between floors, why doesn't the descender stop at one of those exits displaying scenery outside? That way the character(s) you hate would have to jump out... and fall to their doom!
Oh what a simply beautiful thought! Gretel leaping through a window to be turned into lightly mashed pizza crust on the ground a thousand feet below. All red and gooey and spaghetti sauce of the pleasingly lumpy kind... aaaah, how delightful. Lots and lots and lots of dismembered Gretel bits and her squished flesh softly lining the ground floor entrance to the tower of time, her disentangled internal organs decorating the...

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by JamesA » Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:49 am

Getting stuck in the decender!

Use a spell to fix the problem thats what they could have done!

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by HStorm » Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:52 am

Or pressing the button marked, "Press this to go down."
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by Fidjit » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:37 am

Pull handle in an Emergency!  ;D
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by King_Gazz » Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:52 pm

or get a couple of trolls to jump up and down. lol
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by JamesA » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:18 pm

Or even use a spanner to fix the damn lift
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by Fidjit » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:19 pm

How you gonna get all them into a stuck lift ? ? ?
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by King_Gazz » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:23 pm

if i was a magician id shrink the trolls and make them grow again and i make sure i get a superheavyweight troll 2 jump up and down.
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by Fidjit » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:24 pm

Oh Aye!  :)
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by King_Gazz » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:27 pm

yep cos im a genius :D
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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by Fidjit » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:34 pm

*Motley is asleep when he hears a...*

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Re: The Descender jamming between floors.

Post by King_Gazz » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:37 pm

looks like the trolls are on the decender as we speak
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