Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by TheBrollachan » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:21 pm

Tom41 wrote: (Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)

Okay
Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...
Or...
The dungeoneer walking into Lord Fears chamber either at Mount Fear or in the Tower of Goth.
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Sun Jul 18, 2004 9:11 pm

Cedric glancing at Festus' rear end and exclaiming, 'Hello, dogsbottom!'


Lara Croft as the dungeoneer on KMVR!
'Where am I?'
'You're in a tomb...'

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A yellow brick road running through Dunkley Wood, with a dungeoneer walking down it, chanting, 'Goblins and ogres and elves, oh my!'

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The dungeoneer walking into the last room of Level 2 in Series 3, and finding John Travolta and a gang of mechanics at work.

Travolta: 'Well this mincart's automatic... systematic... hyyyyyydromatic...'
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Varrock » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:35 am

what about the goblins and skarkill skipping and singing
"were off to see the lord the wondefull lord fear"

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by darkDescender » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:39 am

I imagine it would be funy to see Pickle sending the Dungeoneers off on the quest with a hearty cry of "Follow the yellow block causeway!" Sadly, we'll never see that...
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Scott_Wilkinson » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:55 pm

Hordriss talking cockney. e.g. Hordriss - "Allo me old china, 'ow's me old china plate (mate) doin'?"
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Lord Fear being nice.
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Sylvester hands getting his spelling tests correct.
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Olaf getting a diploma in Science.
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Fidjit » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:12 am

Me!
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Fidjit » Tue Nov 02, 2004 10:16 am

Dungeoneer stepping on a gold hexagon on a causeway, bells chime, colour lights blink simontaneously (did I spelkl that right?) over the exit, and the blocks flash:

Treguard stands up holding a card...

Treguard: Right team, time for the one-million dollar question!

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by MPK » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:31 pm

An Advisor spellcasts, but before it is executed, Bully walks across the bottom of the screen with a dictionary in his hand!!!
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Billy » Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:39 pm

A advisor spellcasts a spell wrong...when a 'UR-URR!' sound occurs, a large yellow cross appears on the screen, and Treguard says "No, so we lose a life"
Then he gets out a gun and shoots the advisor.

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Fidjit » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:40 am

Dungeoneer on Red Dwarf
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Drassil » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:21 pm

Motley singing for the King and Queen, in a coat he borrowed from James Dean.


The Cartoon Knight from the opening sequence galloping swiftly as usual, reaching the top of the mountain, and finding a note pinned to the portcullis: 'Deliveries only. Use other entrance.'

A dungeoneer entering the Corridor Of Blades, being told to do the Time Warp, and finding that it syncs up exactly with the movement of the blades, sparing the dungeoneer from harm.
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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Wolfshead » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:10 pm

Brother Mace chanting his Declensions in a Montypythonesc manner whilst hitting himself in the face with his Latin phrase book.

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by MoanaLiza » Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:00 pm

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Wolfshead » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:53 pm

The Brollachon applying to UCAS.

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Re:Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

Post by Wolfshead » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:18 pm

Lord Fear writes a best selling authobiography.

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