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What characters do you think have a sporty connection, I can think of a football match and Treguard should be there since he is "the referee in the greater game of luck and glory..." ::)
Cedric from Series 1 and 2 should be good at pool or snooker since he hasn't been able to put down that stick he carries around with him... ::)
Velda can be a great achery player... She's shot a lot of Boheimans and Goblins. ::)
(That is a point... In Series 3 Team 5 why does Velda say that you may harm no living thing when she shoots everyone anyway?) ???
Cedric from Series 1 and 2 should be good at pool or snooker since he hasn't been able to put down that stick he carries around with him... ::)
Velda can be a great achery player... She's shot a lot of Boheimans and Goblins. ::)
(That is a point... In Series 3 Team 5 why does Velda say that you may harm no living thing when she shoots everyone anyway?) ???
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? 

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Mrs. Grimwold as a darts player!
Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.'
Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance. Shuddup, Festus!! I've gotta concentrate or you'll lose the bone! No, you can't eat Jim Bowen!'
Gundrada - tennis player with Monica Seles-like grunts and some real tantrums on court!
Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.'
Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance. Shuddup, Festus!! I've gotta concentrate or you'll lose the bone! No, you can't eat Jim Bowen!'
Gundrada - tennis player with Monica Seles-like grunts and some real tantrums on court!
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LOL. That's fantastic, especially for those of us who remember the show and all the catchphrases. I can imagine her getting distracted and losing the prizes, so Festus decides to start eating the set. Jim Bowen would inveitably, therefore, with chaos, cackling and electronic barking all around him, have to use in his closing speech to camera...Mrs. Grimwold as a darts player!
Jim Bowen on Bullseye: 'Alright, super, smashing, if you get 180 on the next throw you've won the holiday to Winteria, if not, you lose the washing machine and the bone, and all you get's your CFH, your Cart Fare Home.'
Mrs. Grimwold: 'Alright, dearie, gimme a chance. Shuddup, Festus!! I've gotta concentrate or you'll lose the bone! No, you can't eat Jim Bowen!'
"You can't eat a bit of Bully!"
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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I'm glad you like it. :) I used to like Bullseye a lot, and that other show, the dungeon one... Knightmare, that's it. Imagine if the cartoon beginnings of both shows crossed over, and the Cartoon Knight and Bully were having a race!
They reach their destination, and it's the Dungeon antechamber, with a giant dartboard behind Treguard's chair, and Jim Bowen dressed as an elf.
Treguard: 'The book, Borwen.'
Borwen: 'Oh, the book, smashing, super. Right, the Team's on Level One, 50 points they have...'
Sorry, Motley, this is a bit off-topic! But see how inspirational KM can be?
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Brother Strange would be a fine cards player. He has a great poker face!
Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la Chariots Of Fire!
They reach their destination, and it's the Dungeon antechamber, with a giant dartboard behind Treguard's chair, and Jim Bowen dressed as an elf.
Treguard: 'The book, Borwen.'
Borwen: 'Oh, the book, smashing, super. Right, the Team's on Level One, 50 points they have...'
Sorry, Motley, this is a bit off-topic! But see how inspirational KM can be?
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Brother Strange would be a fine cards player. He has a great poker face!
Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la Chariots Of Fire!
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More like Shooting!Velda can be a great achery player...
I think Gwendoline as a archery player
McGrew could be in the Highlang Games
Sir Hugh as professional jouster
Gundrada - fencing
Grimwold - Rugby
I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!

lets not forget Lord Fear as professional world champion and record breaking gloater
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You know, I can really see that, with all the staring and posing and the ancient challenge rites and such.I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
I'm sure whatever sport Mrs. G. turned her hand to, she'd be no good at it at all and would therefore cheat outrageously.
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Mr Grimwold could also be a wrestler a la Big Daddy/Giant Haystacks! ;D He's that kind of size!
And the witches would be good at Quidditch, of course! (sorry, non Harry Potter fans but it's true!).
Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined *imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears* Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
And the witches would be good at Quidditch, of course! (sorry, non Harry Potter fans but it's true!).
Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined *imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears* Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
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Mind you, Brother Mace can do a drinking contest...
I reckon his record in a whole pint of ale was something like a 0:06.375 seconds... Unsuprisingly! He can also do a cards or drafts game too!
So much for sports!
I reckon his record in a whole pint of ale was something like a 0:06.375 seconds... Unsuprisingly! He can also do a cards or drafts game too!
So much for sports!
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Yes, that's a good one. He might across a bit like Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!I don't know why but Hordriss as one of those ancient Karate masters!
How about Mellisandre leading an aerobics class?
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Snapper Jack on lacrosse, of course.
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I was thinking more of Mr Miogie (sorry can't spell his name) out of the Karate Kid. I could also imagine Mogga as one of those Karate type Monks, I don't know if you know the ones I mean though!Hordriss as a Karate master? You're right, he's really disciplined *imagines Hordriss doing Matrix style moves against multiple Lord Fears* Lol, sorry I'm just a bit obsessed with that film at the mo...
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Lol, I haven't seen that film so I wasn't really sure what you meant.
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Fatilla hanging round the levle 1 wellway looks like he's waiting to recieve a fastball or maybe a slider. Perhaps he will blip it and blop it for a homerun.
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Brother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la BAYWATCH! :oBrother Mace: Imagine him running along a beach in slow motion, a la Chariots Of Fire!
Sorry - just had to be said...
(Possibly Fatilla in tow?)
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