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[Kieran]

Awww and I wanted answers to my Q's too  :)

[JamesA]

I think James might have unregistered his account, then re-registered, and the forum doesn't seem to recognise any of his old posts against and just displays guest as default.

Illusion is quite right, I just got fed up of having too many posts to my name so I went about and wiped my old account off and got a new one. My Knew Years Resolution  ;) is to cut down on the number of posts I make here - and seeing as I can't actually access this place most of the time, I'm off to a flying start

[JamesA]

1) Why doesn't the Atomic Pogo Stick make an appearence in Series 8?
2) Why did the WitCh Heggatty only know the letter A of the alphabet?
3) Why does Lord Wraith almost knock Adam out in Series 4 of the KMRPG?

But just to keep some people happy  ;D :

1. Because some idiot thought that the Reach Wand would be a more effective item to use.
2. Because Heggatty secretly works for the AA and shamelessly plugs it every time she gets the chance (hence A, A....)
3. I don't know the answer to that one I'm afraid (GASP!  :o ). This is due to the fact that I've never really got involved in the Knightmare RPG as an actor or contestant (DOUBLE GASP!  :o ) , though hopefully that will change come this April

[Ark]

I know the third answer, I was there. The answer is...BECAUSE LORD WRAITH IS EVIL INCARNATE, AND LOVES HITTING PEOPLE IN THE CHIN! BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! RIGHT IN THE CHIN!!!! SOCK! SHOE! UNDERWEAR! HAHAHA!!!

*gets dragged away by the people in white, again...*

[Kieran]

Just give him his Ppogo Stick, he'll be happy.

No wonder he wanted to do that scene in 15 takes  ;)

[Ark]

*escapes from the mental institute on the Atomic Pogo Stick*

What? You think I'm some sad moron that only has any interest in his pogo stick? Ha! I'm watermelon obssessed too! Watch!

*juggles watermelons*

See? NEEEEEEHHH!!!

And it wasn't 15 takes! It was fifteen! A world of difference! NO! NO! NOT THE ORANGE JUICE...!!!

*we apologise for the breakdown in sanity in this post, and blame it on a sugar high*