What's your battle cry, eh?

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What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Emii » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:35 pm

"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by JamesA » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:12 pm

Running through the tarmac, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Zagor! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then bake cookies!"
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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Emii » Tue Dec 23, 2003 10:50 pm

Zang! Who is that, prowling over the mountains! It is Emii, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a popsicle!"
Hark! Who is that, running out of the plains! It is Kully, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She screams ominously:

"I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, then steal your lederhosen!"
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by MPK » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:43 pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking over the tarmac! It is MPK, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to contort you into the fast lane, and plug you into a power plant!!"
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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Lord_Bob » Wed Dec 24, 2003 9:05 pm

Striding amidst the steppes, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Lord Bob! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm seriously going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"
  What a one to fit in with my computer obsession!

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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Brangwen » Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:57 pm

Who is that, prowling on the hotel lobby! It is Brangwen, hands clutching a meaty axe! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to pound you beyond the end of time, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"


eh, at least it's not a bad one^_^

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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Snowwiewolf » Sat Dec 27, 2003 7:52 pm

Sprinting amidst the icy wasteland, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Snowwiewolf! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!"


Does anyone know where I could get some gilded boxing gloves?  


I kinda like this one better:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the desert! It is Gill, hands clutching a meaty axe! he bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a pregnant dog-kitten!"

This is what Ida (my other character from the surrounds) got:

Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ida! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm going to punch you with such zeal, your momma won't recognize you!"



Sprinting through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh Snowwie! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"



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Re: What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Lowebo » Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:06 pm

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!"

I think thats quite a good one!! :D Happy New Year in advance peeps, and hope everyone had a fan-dabby-doosey Christmas!
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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by darkDescender » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:44 pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the steppes! It is Dark Descender, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, you will polymorph into a troglodyte!!!"

well, really!
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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Lord_Bob » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:53 pm

One for my newer username;
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"

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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by Mogdred » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:55 pm

Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Sort of thing I might say actually...
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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by FrightKnight » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:42 pm

ringmasterrob wrote: One for my newer username;
Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Rmr, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!!!"
Outrageously, mine is almost the same as that, except that I, FrightKnight, desecrate like a river of pure piranha!

Oh, and I sprint throught the candy store, my hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence, and my grunt is spectacular!

How valiant.
"A rotting pie! Oh no, I'm dead!"

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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by SkipTheDreadnort » Wed Jul 21, 2004 5:02 pm

"I'm going to flog you faster than the speed of sound!!"

Nice, I love this kind of random silliness.

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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by LordF » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:53 pm

Lord Fear

"I'm going to flog you into your own personal hell!!!"

Very suiting don't you think?
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Re:What's your battle cry, eh?

Post by MoanaLiza » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:44 pm

I think a clean generator might be the best one not a dirty one, so please keep them clean skip and anyone else for that matter, thankyou.
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