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BONG :o
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So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....
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They used a time machine, of course. When dungeon phase shifted, they aged by 20 years and got placed in 1990.
Or something like that.
Or something like that.
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Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?
So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?
Anyway, Motley is the love-child of Tony Blair and Timothy Claypole. That's not a conspiracy theory by the way, just mindless abuse.
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No. And I don't think that insulting someone for their knowledge, in jest or otherwise, is very worthwhile or creative.
Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?
If I am upsetting people by talking about Funhouse, I will refrain.
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[Booming Mogdredesque voice]
And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?
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And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?
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Lol, I liked Funhouse too - especially the last bit (in the Funhouse itself).
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Go-karts were the best bit!
[Hears booming voice of "There's another thread about Fun House! If you want to talk about it there THEN DO SO. Otherwise STOP IT!"]
Sorry Emii...
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Sorry Emii...
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[Booming Mogdredesque voice]
And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?
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You forgot several lines of "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! HA! HA!"! You can't imitate Mogdred without at least 30 seconds of evil laughter!
Well, in that case her mother was obviously Gretel. Though that depends on the type of cheese...I've always been eager to know who Sidriss's mother was. Hordriss is a supremely wise and intelligent mage, and somehow he produced a... Sidriss. Logic suggests for the intelligence of the parents to even out at that of Sidriss, he must have mated with a cheese sandwich.
And I liked Funhouse too
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I know who sly hands father could be?
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Sidriss
Does anyone have any idea on who could her mother be?
Well i guess Hordiss worked his magic one way or another, shes could just be one of his spells....
Well i guess Hordiss worked his magic one way or another, shes could just be one of his spells....
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You proberly would not wanna guess.
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Well, now you mention it, Sidriss does bear an uncanny resemblance to Greystagg...
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That's because they're played by the same Actress.
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Coming to think of it Sidriss looks a bit like Maldame too.
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