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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by JamesA » Sun Nov 30, 2003 12:29 am

BONG  :o
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Post by Drassil » Sun Nov 30, 2003 12:55 am

Well I always thought that Grimaldine and Greystagg flew off together at the end of Series 7 and gave us their b**tard offspring in the form of Melanie and Martina two years later who featured in that.... oooh, best not to say it....
So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?
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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by FrightKnight » Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:14 pm

They used a time machine, of course. When dungeon phase shifted, they aged by 20 years and got placed in 1990.

Or something like that.
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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by HStorm » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:36 am


So, Melanie and Martina were 2 years old when they featured on Funhouse in 1995? How about when Funhouse started - long before Knightmare ended - in 1990?
Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?

Anyway, Motley is the love-child of Tony Blair and Timothy Claypole. That's not a conspiracy theory by the way, just mindless abuse.
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Post by Drassil » Tue Dec 02, 2003 5:31 pm


Don'y you feel a teensy bit embarrassed that you know so many of the anorak details for a show hosted by a DJ with all the talent of Philip Schofield and the hairstyle of Scott Robinson?
No. And I don't think that insulting someone for their knowledge, in jest or otherwise, is very worthwhile or creative.

If I am upsetting people by talking about Funhouse, I will refrain.
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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by Cull » Wed Dec 03, 2003 5:40 pm

[Booming Mogdredesque voice]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?

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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by Velda » Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:53 am

Lol, I liked Funhouse too - especially the last bit (in the Funhouse itself).  

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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by FrightKnight » Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:19 am

Go-karts were the best bit!

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Post by Elita » Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:22 am

[Booming Mogdredesque voice]

And what, pray tell, is wrong with Funhouse?

[/Booming Mogdredesque voice]

You forgot several lines of "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! HA! HA!"! You can't imitate Mogdred without at least 30 seconds of evil laughter!   ;D
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Well, in that case her mother was obviously Gretel. Though that depends on the type of cheese...

And I liked Funhouse too
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Re: :o Who's related to whom and other conspiracie

Post by King_Gazz » Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:24 am

I know who sly hands father could be?


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Sidriss

Post by Purgatory » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:03 pm

Does anyone have any idea on who could her mother be?
Well i guess Hordiss worked his magic one way or another, shes could just be one of his spells....
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Re:Sidriss

Post by Fear » Sat Apr 24, 2004 1:14 am

You proberly would not wanna guess.

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Re:Sidriss

Post by rachelesque » Sat Apr 24, 2004 6:34 am

Well, now you mention it, Sidriss does bear an uncanny resemblance to Greystagg...

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Re:Sidriss

Post by LordF » Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:00 am

That's because they're played by the same Actress.
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Re:Sidriss

Post by PunmiesterWhiteley » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:24 am

Coming to think of it Sidriss looks a bit like Maldame too. :D
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