Great Knightmare Mysteries

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Re: Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Fidjit » Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:16 am

S-S-Spellcasting... DASH - D-A-S-H

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( Series 4 Team 8 )  ;D
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Re: Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Willowherb » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:58 am

Imagine if that 'nice' Mogdred gave the team a spell, just to be ever so helpful you understand...

Okay, spellcasting - S-P-L-A-T.

HEY! Why are we dead? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by zzt » Sun May 02, 2004 2:51 pm

What would have happened if Barry and team had had a lapse of stupidity and tried to have the forcefield around the shield removed instead of that of the troll-hammer?

My own guess is that "Gwen" wouldn't have removed the forcefield or something, and another troll would have come in and thumped Barry...

And the troll probably would've fallen onto Fear anyway by a mistake. But that's just my guess!
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by LordF » Sun May 02, 2004 3:04 pm

What if the Lightning Rod wasn't on Captain N's ship and Red Death got to Knightmare Castle?
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by JoeGrocottJames » Sun May 02, 2004 4:39 pm

To both the last two pasts above mine, see this post (ages old):

http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/yabbse/ ... rt=msg2245

I personally agree with what is said there - I suppose the crew would have just told the team to re-film if they went for the shield, or maybe Greystagg would have refused, perhaps reminding the team of her statement "If it harms Lord Fear, I will help", and then Barry would ask her to release the hammer.

Although, what would have happened if Barry had not taken the Short Cut through the corridor of blades or not taken either the FREEZE potion (used on Sylvester Hands AFTER the Corridor of Blades) or the FAST BACKWARD potion (which they used to get back to Knightmare Castle)? Also, with Julie's team, what would have happened if she walked onwards without summoning Greystagg?

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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by DragonRider » Tue May 04, 2004 8:34 am

I've always wondered, if you look at things from Smirkenoff's point of view, does it appear to him that a dungeoneer just materialises out of nowhere or does he have a portal glued to his back from which a dungeoneer emerges from? It must be very hard for him to lay down at night if there is a ruddy great piece of black card stuck to him! ;D

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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Visage » Tue May 04, 2004 3:12 pm

Why is it that Lillith has the power to conjure magical causeways, but not hair brushes or humbugs?

Who ordained any of the monks, and why? I don't imagine their eccelsiastical interviews would have gone that well:

Bishop: And finally, brothers, what is the central tenet of faith?

Cedric: CLOBBER ALL THE DOGSBOTTOMS!

Mace: *hic* I-I-I...'m shorrry, bish, what was that?

Strange: Many trees grow over the sleeping river, but only the butterfly laughs at dawn....

How did certain things get past the censors on a children's programme? Namely:

The 'Uppers' pills
Marta
Skarkill's chains fetish
The Reach wand (maybe that last one is just me being an English student and spotting phallic symbols but... oo-er)
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by MoanaLiza » Tue May 04, 2004 6:20 pm

Visage wrote:How did certain things get past the censors on a children's programme? Namely:

The 'Uppers' pills
Marta
Skarkill's chains fetish
The Reach wand (maybe that last one is just me being an English student and spotting phallic symbols but... oo-er)
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Fidjit » Wed May 05, 2004 1:06 pm

Why is it that in Series 7, Treguard informs Team 3 after their death that their quest was the longest when it was really Team 1 who were the longest!
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Emii » Wed May 05, 2004 1:45 pm

*Kieran and Drassil with Emii here

Motley ~ Methinks it is based on the fact both reached Play Your Cards Right. Evidently he was getting fed up of deaths, so decided it would do him some good if he felt the Powers That Be were actually making progress!
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by LordFear » Wed May 05, 2004 7:09 pm

Some More Mysteries:

- Sidriss' father is, as we know, Hordriss. Who's her mother?

- LF at start of Series 7: "I ask for a Seneschal, they send me a tadpole" Who are the 'they' in question?
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries *contains spoilers*

Post by MoanaLiza » Wed May 05, 2004 7:12 pm

Motley wrote: Why is it that in Series 7, Treguard informs Team 3 after their death that their quest was the longest when it was really Team 1 who were the longest!
I think perhaps that you should've added *contains spoilers* to the subject bit!
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Wolfshead » Thu May 27, 2004 11:54 am

In Series 4 Mallice gave one team a HERO spell, she said it was summon someone long dead to the cause.

The Question it who would it have summoned, Gundrada?

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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by HStorm » Thu May 27, 2004 11:56 am

I don't think Gundrada was dead. ;D

Maybe it would've been a Launcelot character, or the ghost of King Alfred the Great?
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Re:Great Knightmare Mysteries

Post by Fidjit » Fri May 28, 2004 10:28 am

Dead long to the cause! Cripes! Who would that be I wonder, any ideas?
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