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Re: Warning signs!
Posted: 15 Oct 2003, 13:07
by Fidjit
Items left at the mine entrance are left at the owners own risk.
I think I'll take my old fridge in... ;D
I can get rid of that... Leave it there... :D
Re: Warning signs!
Posted: 16 Oct 2003, 23:21
by MoanaLiza
Level 2 attraction, the minecart to level 3
Please keep hands inside the gurard rails at all time. Please do not ride if you are
1: Pregnent
2: Epileptic
3: Suffering from back or neck pain
4: Have a heart condition
5: Your energy levels are low.
Re: Warning signs!
Posted: 24 Oct 2003, 12:23
by Fidjit
Trial by Spikes:
Danger of death! Unless you want to be electrocuted you must follow these rules:
1. Step in correct proceedure
2. No wet fingers
3. Never trust anyone elses proceedure
Re: Warning signs!
Posted: 24 Oct 2003, 13:05
by Lowebo
As you enter the dungeon:
PAY ATTENTION TO ALL CLUES AND TAKE OBJECTS ACCORDINGLY!
Re: Warning signs!
Posted: 24 Oct 2003, 13:17
by Fidjit
Corridor of Blades
Enter if you dare... Your head is in danger...
Re: Warning signs!
Posted: 24 Oct 2003, 13:24
by Lowebo
Knightmare Castle:
Look, just go away - unless your name is Julie or you want a crown you'll lose!
Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 00:54
by MoanaLiza
I just a topic a long time ago on Knightmare Warning signs which should placed, which was started by Motley, so I just thought I'd start another. This one instead is Knightmarish dodgy/stupid warning signs for exapmple:
Next to Ariadne's web "BEWARE OF DUNGEONEER EATING SPIDER".
That may not be the stupidest one but can you think of anymore as or even more stupid?
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 00:56
by Emii
In the Block and Tackle:
"NO RIGHT TURN...
...I MEAN, NO LEFT TURN"
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 02:23
by HStorm
"WARNING: LOW CEILING" in the corridor of blades.
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 02:44
by Drassil
Here is the original topic, in case anyone is concerned about repetition or just curious:
http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/forum/y ... 1065601845
In a certain Series 3 Level 2 corridor frequented by goblins:
'Please note: certain bribes not accepted.'
Next to Julius Scaramonger's stall:
'Under investigation by Watchdog.'
By the Dunswater:
'Please do not feed the ducks... to ogres.'
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 12:05
by Snowwiewolf
Er kind of revealing, but I coulnt think of anything else;
In the room of the wyrms:
Herpetologist meeting in progress, snake owners go trough the right door. Dungeneers and other dinners trough the left door
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 16:19
by Skarkill
In the S8 Level 1 Trapdoor Room.
"DO NOT FEED THE RED DRAGON."
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 16:47
by HStorm
"A Warm Welcome To Winteria"
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 16:57
by Skarkill
A Certain Elf should have a sign round her neck saying.
"WARNNING: THIS IS NOT A CAVE ENTRANCE."
A Certain Dungeon Madien should have one that reads.
"DANGER HORRIBAL NOISE: EAR PLUGS REQUIERD."
Re: Dodgy Warning signs!
Posted: 08 Feb 2004, 16:58
by HStorm
A certain goblin master should have a sign round his neck that reads, "WARNING, BENEATH THE EYEPATCH, THIS MAN LOOKS EVEN MORE UGLY."