THROUGH THE SPYGLASS
View in Spyglass is of Lord Fear pacing backwards and forwards whilst talking to someone.
Lord Fear: Oh really? He didn't, did he? I know...I know. Well I've got no sympathy for you Skarkill! You crazed me and crazed me about *puts on voice* getting a Hobgoblin. And now you've got one, you can't control it! Well, it's not my fault it crushed your foot. You'll be wanting compensation next!
Skarkill: *his head and shoulders are seen in the Pool of Veracity, to Lord Fear it's like a video conferance - or something* Yeah, well, couldn't you give me some sort of spell just so I can restrain it, like...heh heh heh heh heh...lovely! Just so I can assert my authority, like?
Lord Fear: No, I couldn't Skarkill. Magic is not for minions, magic is for mages like me.
Skarkill: Well, 'ow about a load of one of 'em...*struggles to say mechanoid or something along those lines*...that ruddy great metal warrior thing you've just had built then, eh? That should scare him *laughs*, Tiny! Won't scare me, though.
Lord Fear: Fat chance, Skarkill! The Dreadnort is for scaring dungeoneers, not for boosting the authority of just-can't-cut-it-any-more Goblin Masters! Off you go Skarkill and get ready to intercept the first quest! *he waves his hand over the pool to dismiss Skarkill* There. It should've started about now. Yes...there it is. *the pool shows a view of Matt in the hut. Lord Fear utters some magic words and a lightning bolt strikes Matt* No, no, no, don't waste your time! At least, not until I've shown you my new toy. *view on screen of Dreadnort, a scary metal robot-type creature* Yes, children - this is Dreadnort and guess where he's headed.
John: OK Matt, put the Spyglass down. *Matt stays still*
Ben: Matt.
Matt: Yep?
Ben: Put the Spyglass down.
Treguard: He said he couldn't.
Pickle: He seems frozen, Master!
Treguard: Indeed he does.
Ben: Right Matt, say Escape.
Treguard: He can do nothing!
John: OK, spellcasting: e-s-c-a-p-e
Matt unfreezes and puts the Spyglass down. Pickle breaths a huge sigh of relief.
Pickle: Just in time, I hope. That Deadwart thing looks like a nasty brute, Master.
Treguard: Yes, I think he called it Dreadnort actually. Some sort of mechanical device powered with magic, quite illegal of course. I warned him 'til I'm blue in the face about creating paradox and anathema, but he won't listen. Well, hurry now team, that creation could be closing in on Matt as we speak!
Razor: Right now Matt, pick up the...look on the table again, pick up the gold.
Matt: Got it.
Hehe, there's more to come from that first ep of course, but that's all I managed so far! It took a few hours just to get everything from those few rooms! I've decided to take on the huge task of doing this for every episode I've got. It may take ages, but I'll have fun doing it and the finished result will be worth it! Besides, a lot of peeps on the forum don't have access to Sky so they can't see it - the scripts will help them remember and they'll laugh at the funny moments!
Oh, and when I can't make out something a
smilie will be used.