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(not original but meh)

Here goes...

1: Lord Fear grew concerned when his boogers started talking back.

2: Lord Fear realising that he should have turned the defences off for the pizza boy.

3: Lissard suggests a line dance may be in order.

Bleh, there ya go.  ;D

Were the new S Club really that out of touch with today's youngsters?

Lord Fear: "I would kindly ask you ladies NOT to comment on my pert buttocks as i try to intimidate the dungoneers!"

*turns back*

Lord Fear: "I'ts going to be a ball, a fir-

*turns round again*

Lord Fear: "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO LIZZARD!"

Lord Fear: "Look! I've told you before...give boromir back his shield!"


BTW: Do these ever get judged or is it all for a laugh?

Lord Fear (about Bal Sheba George): "i'm going to hug him and squeeze him and call him George"

In this year's family portrait, Lord Fear was distracted at an impromptu moment by Lissard's suggestion that his bum looked big in that robe.

Lizzard: Please master, can I polish your head? Just once more!

let's keep the inuendo to a minimum now children

I thought I'd start another one when I came across this pic...



Having failed to kill the dungeoneer by bumping into them, the Catacombite had a last desperate attempt by sneezing a foul green bogey at them.

The owner of the biggest bone(r) (Sorry!!!) in the dungeon became worried when a green blob came out of it.

Even with 4 arms and a giant head, George still couldn't play 'Tick' successfully.

catacombite: *Dr.Evil voice* "I shall call him...Mini-me"

Damn it! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! You haunt UPSTAIRS! I haunt down HERE!

"Now son this is how you do it. You wait for one of the litttle kids in the helmet and then.....
SCARE THEM SH TLESS!"

Martin quickly reacts just in time to avoid the Catacombite's green phlegm.

The Chuckle brothers really had gone too far this time.