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Barry in Season 7 was easily the best dungeoneer ever for interacting with the cast - they should have given him a job as a character actor for next year. And, of course, it should never have been taken off air.

Giant: "You know a cure for sneezing then you tell I."

Majida: This Stilletta, she good but I think she maybe like big girl's guide.
Treguard: What?
Majida: You're welcome.

Without a doubt its got to be "OOOOHHH N asty" for me
i liked the sarcastic way (ish) if Oh dear what a pity in series 4 when the dungeoneer dies. in other words that was pretty stupid
or u stupid slow idiot you needed/should have used a spell .
Other phrases mmm im thinking on them....

Trye and false, false and true, poen up and let us through.

I also liked it when dungeoneers could say " Icommand you."

Pendragon wrote: Trye and false, false and true, poen up and let us through.

No I didn't like that, I mean the fact that EVERY team had to say that in series 4, tends to get a bit boring.

I actually throught Dicken in series 4 was underrated.

On the occasion where he meets Brother mace. (NB not exact quotes but more or less right.)

"Would you like some 50 year old brandy."

"Brandy. Ohhhh don't mind if I do, its very green!!!!"

"Thats because its so vintage. 50 year old brandy ALWAYS goes green."

Its not so much what he said, but the way he said it.

Also when they met Gundrada:

Advisor: "Be very nice to her."

Dicken: "Sorry about my friend, hes a bit of a ...."

Advisor: "A bit of a headcase."

Dicken: "hes a bit of a headcase."

Gundrada: "I should think so."

As well as Martin and Leo in series 3.

What I liked about Martin and Leo is that they actually talked to their advisors, especially Martin who most of the time was telling them to hurry up.

McGrew: "I'll cleve the in twain with me claymore"

igneus: "I scorn you"

Lillith: "crumble ledge and Akash too"

Mogdred; "Mwah ha ha aha ha aha ah aha ha ha!"

Now that was a good manaicle laugh!

Mogred: "There will be no furhter progress Helen, you have come quite far enough."

Thanatos wrote:From a scene with Barry, Hands and Romahna (pilloried):

Barry: "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."

Hands: "Is it beer?"

"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."

"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."

"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."

Ohhhhh!!! I think I vaguely remember that one! how'd he get round that then?!

One of my personal favourites, from the Automatron (is that right?)
"Give me a word, or I take a limb, perhaps an arm, perhaps a leg, perhaps a head. Give me a word!"
In that deep booming voice, when you're about six years old - VERY scary! Even scarier when that team gave the wrong password one time...

The Iron Maiden wrote:

Thanatos wrote:From a scene with Barry, Hands and Romahna (pilloried):

Barry: "If you were strong, you'd be able to capture us both. This is a strength potion."

Hands: "Is it beer?"

"Well, more or less. Tastes like beer, anyway."

"Oh no, I can't, I promised 'is lordship."

"No, there's no alcohol in it, so he won't mind."

"Well, if it hasn't got any alcohol I'm not interested."

Ohhhhh!!! I think I vaguely remember that one! how'd he get round that then?!

One of my personal favourites, from the Automatron (is that right?)
"Give me a word, or I take a limb, perhaps an arm, perhaps a leg, perhaps a head. Give me a word!"
In that deep booming voice, when you're about six years old - VERY scary! Even scarier when that team gave the wrong password one time...

Ooooh Matron :-P

It was the Dreadnought that you were thinking of.

Foo you! :-p and cheers anyway ^_^

I'm amazed I havn't done this yet, but here's my all time favourite quote...

"Welcome to one of Mogdred's little playpens, dungeoneer. Play awhile...Play forever! Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Naturally.

Adviser: "Spellcasting C H A N G E."

Pickle: "Master the opposition has played a trick and Chris has fallen for it."

Treguard: "Oh dear I do hope his family aren't watching at this moment in time, it could be very painful for them. Meanwhile team you better tell Chris whats happening, he may not even be aware of this transformation."

Adviser: "Chris you've turned into a ....... goblin."

Treguard: "A goblin I think it is."

Advisor: "Well we better dis spell then."

Chris: "No."

Pickle: "What was that? Master hes even sounding like a goblin."

Adviser: "Dis spell E G"

Chris: "No."

Advisor: "What."

Chris: "Well just think, well I think I should be a goblin!!!!! Incase we need it later on."

Camera cuts to advisors all of them trying to keep a straight face. Also they look confused.

Pickle: "Well thats one way of looking at it I suppose."

Advisor: "Yes alright then."

And of course Lord Fear at the end of series five.

Treguard: Lord Fear can you hear me.

Lord Fear: Of course I can hear you Treguard you dungeon master.

Treguard: Lord Fear we really must protest at this infringement of the rules. This is not playing fair.

Lord Fear: Oh really. Oh how stupid of you Treguard. Winning isn't about playing fair, its about winning. Thats why we the opposition are so good at it.

Lillith: "Rock to rock and stone to stone, cross the pit and span the zone."