A great Knightmare joke...
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*loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post*
Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.
KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!
Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.
KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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- Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti
- Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer
- What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage
- Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!
- What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)
- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
- How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"
Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
- Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer
- What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage
- Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!
- What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)
- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
- How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"
Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?
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Knight Mare, of course
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LOL dear god...
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Terrible, wasn't it
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
I'm baaaack!
I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...
Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?
A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.
Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?
A: A comb
Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?
A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.
Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?
A: Broadsword production
Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?
A: Angular television
Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?
A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.
Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?
A: Take that stupid helmet off!
I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...
Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?
A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.
Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?
A: A comb
Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?
A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.
Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?
A: Broadsword production
Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?
A: Angular television
Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?
A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.
Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?
A: Take that stupid helmet off!
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Anybody got any new decent jokes?
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?
Blue
terrable I know
*Hides from the rotten vegertable*
and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...
Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
Blue
terrable I know
*Hides from the rotten vegertable*
and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...
Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
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- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
BTW - LoL
- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
BTW - LoL
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Why is Olgarth always being chased by the military?
Because he's a wall. (AWOL)
Because he's a wall. (AWOL)
4 line sigs yada yada yada
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LoL, why dont you just add in "absent without leave" as well and really insult my intelligence
i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke
i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke
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I didn't get it! I don't know if anyone else did!i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke
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:o NEVER!
Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....
Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know
*sigh*
Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....
Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know
*sigh*
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