"Don't you like my pie?"

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Drassil
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"Don't you like my pie?"

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Sir Hugh de Wittless: Yes, Mildread, I like your pie: don't keep askin'! Never had one like it, though. Is it umble, deer heart?

Mildread: It's beef.

Sir Hugh: Mmm. Interestin' flavour for beef. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Neddy. He's wandered off somewhere.

Mildread: Wait here and let him Findus.

Sir Hugh: Beg your pardon?

Mildread: ...Find us.
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Re: They would never say...

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Drassil wrote:Sir Hugh de Wittless: Yes, Mildread, I like your pie: don't keep askin'! Never had one like it, though. Is it umble, deer heart?

Mildread: It's beef.

Sir Hugh: Mmm. Interestin' flavour for beef. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to find Neddy. He's wandered off somewhere.

Mildread: Wait here and let him Findus.

Sir Hugh: Beg your pardon?

Mildread: ...Find us.
Haha! ;D Well, it was only a matter of time before the creative minds on this forum found a way. :D
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