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Re:Knightmare Limericks

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That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
My polished ball bearings
Although I'm past caring
I'm moving to Bournemouth, or Honiton."
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Right. Something slightly easier:

That smelly old thief known as Hands
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That smelly old thief known as Hands

Had a holiday booked to Gdansk
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He got on the wrong plane
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It was destined for Spain
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He was all packed for snow, not for sands!
Good night out there; whatever you are!
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Good one Harvey Towers! I think these full Limericks should be displayed together on here!
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I guess I'll start a new one again then!

One day Motley gave up as a jester...
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When he ran out of people to pester
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He summoned up Folly
Subject to change.
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Some sheep and a collie
Good night out there; whatever you are!
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And visted Uncle Fester!
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"Listen, Lissard," said Fear, "to be blunt,
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dungeoneers are quite easy to hunt
Sidestep right.
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So go grab yer net...
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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