A great Knightmare joke...

For all the comedians out there.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

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*loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post*

Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.

KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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- Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti

- Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer

- What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage

- Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!

- What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)

- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

- How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"

Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
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What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?
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Knight Mare, of course

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LOL dear god...
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Terrible, wasn't it

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

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I'm baaaack!

I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...


Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?

A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.


Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?

A: A comb


Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?

A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.


Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?

A: Broadsword production


Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?

A: Angular television


Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?

A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.


Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?

A: Take that stupid helmet off!
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Anybody got any new decent jokes?
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"Sidestep to your left" by walter fool
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

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What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?

Blue ::)

terrable I know

*Hides from the rotten vegertable*

and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...

Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
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- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

BTW - LoL ;D
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Why is Olgarth always being chased by the military?

Because he's a wall. (AWOL)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

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LoL, why dont you just add in "absent without leave" as well and really insult my intelligence ::)

i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke ;D
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i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke ;D
I didn't get it! I don't know if anyone else did!
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:o NEVER!

Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....

Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know

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