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Based on Say You, Say Me by Lionel Richie (1985). Official audio, lyrics

Say "Ooh nasty"
Say it with feeling
That's the way it should be
Say "Ooh nasty"
Say it to losers
Naturally

There was a team
There was an awful team
Less 'walk in the park'
And more 'stab in the dark'
And as they played
What a farce they made
When they dropped into a pit
One phrase just seemed to fit

Say "Ooh nasty"
Say it with anguish
And throughout Series 3
Say "Ooh nasty"
Say it with relish
And with glee

As teams go through
The lonesome dungeon
Seems the hardest thing to do
Is get out of Level 2
Deadly mistakes
Need more than "goodness sakes"
So when I see they've lost the game
Let me emphasise their shame
You know how

Say "Ooh nasty"
Savour the catchphrase
That's the way it should be
Say "Ooh nasty"
Whatever level
1 to 3

So you think you'll beat the dungeon, oh no
Do you know directions, riddles, sidesteps and spelling too?
Quite soon you could be leaving, oh yes
So wallow in the pain
Those words are here again

Say "Ooh nasty"
First as an ad lib
Then quite regularly
Say "Ooh nasty"
Say it to children
Shamelessly

Tell them they've messed up
Fatally