Parodies of Wizard of Oz songs

[Emii]

WHOLE TEAM WITH DUNGEONEER SKIPPING FROM ROOM TO ROOM:

We’re off to beat Lord Fear
The nastiest mage of the lot
We hear he is a twit of a wiz
Though never a wiz he was
If ever oh ever a wiz there was
Lord Fear we s’pose
Ain’t one because
Because, because, because, because, because…
Because of the horrible things he does.
We're off to beat Lord Fear
The nastiest mage of the looooooooot…

[Emii]

BROLLOCHAN:

I could while away the series, conferrin' til I’m weary
Consultin' with the mages.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I could only think for ages.
I'd unravel every riddle for every dungeoneer,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
Your guts I won’t be drinkin’
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why Lord Fear always wins more.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' Lord Fear use me for duffin’
My heart all full of pain.
I would merge and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.

DREADNORT

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I tear ‘em apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kinda human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender - I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the Treguard
and the boys who is a bard
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony. Above a voice sings haught
Wherefore art thou, Dreadnort? I hear it clear…
It’s Lord Fear.
Just to register emotion, jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
Without knocking teams a clipper,
If I only had a heart.

Motely

Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy,
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the wit and verve.
But I could show my humour, be a joker not a cucumber
If I only wasn’t the nerve.
I'm afraid there's no denyin' My jokes are always dyin’,
A death they don’t deserve.

DREADNORT:
I'd be loving as a big heart....

MOTLEY:
I'd be witty as a pisshead....

BROLLOCHAN:
I'd be clever as a Lissard....

DUNGEONEER:
If the dungeon is a dungeon who will serve.

BROLLOCHAN:
Then I'm sure to get a brain

DREADNORT:
A heart

DUNGEONEER:
A quest

MOTLEY:
Not on people’s nerve!