Caption Contest 4

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Re: Caption Contest 4

Post by Arcengal » Fri May 09, 2003 12:56 pm

"#Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the wa...#"

(not original but meh)
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I got a couple...

Post by WhiteFloatingSkull » Tue May 13, 2003 2:13 pm

Here goes...

1: Lord Fear grew concerned when his boogers started talking back.

2: Lord Fear realising that he should have turned the defences off for the pizza boy.

3: Lissard suggests a line dance may be in order.

Bleh, there ya go.  ;D
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Re: Caption Contest 4

Post by Trial_by_Spikes » Tue May 13, 2003 5:15 pm

Were the new S Club really that out of touch with today's youngsters?
Oh look there's J.G. Ballard in a burnt-out fridge with a spitfire pilot.

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Re: Caption Contest 4

Post by Pickle123 » Sat May 17, 2003 6:14 pm

Lord Fear: "I would kindly ask you ladies NOT to comment on my pert buttocks as i try to intimidate the dungoneers!"

*turns back*

Lord Fear: "I'ts going to be a ball, a fir-

*turns round again*

Lord Fear: "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO LIZZARD!"
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Re: Caption Contest 4

Post by Pickle123 » Thu May 22, 2003 6:27 pm

Lord Fear: "Look! I've told you before...give boromir back his shield!"


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Re: Caption Contest 4

Post by rachelesque » Thu May 22, 2003 7:17 pm

Lord Fear (about Bal Sheba George): "i'm going to hug him and squeeze him and call him George"

In this year's family portrait, Lord Fear was distracted at an impromptu moment by Lissard's suggestion that his bum looked big in that robe.

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Re: Caption Contest 4

Post by Pickle123 » Fri May 23, 2003 3:30 pm

Lizzard: Please master, can I polish your head? Just once more!

let's keep the inuendo to a minimum now children ::)
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Caption Contest 5

Post by Velda » Tue May 27, 2003 6:23 pm

I thought I'd start another one when I came across this pic...

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Having failed to kill the dungeoneer by bumping into them, the Catacombite had a last desperate attempt by sneezing a foul green bogey at them.

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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by Lowebo » Tue May 27, 2003 6:27 pm

The owner of the biggest bone(r) (Sorry!!!) in the dungeon became worried when a green blob came out of it.
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by Lowebo » Tue May 27, 2003 6:28 pm

Even with 4 arms and a giant head, George still couldn't play 'Tick' successfully.
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by Pickle123 » Tue May 27, 2003 7:49 pm

catacombite: *Dr.Evil voice* "I shall call him...Mini-me"
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by Arcengal » Tue May 27, 2003 10:12 pm

Damn it! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! You haunt UPSTAIRS! I haunt down HERE!
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by MPK » Tue May 27, 2003 11:26 pm

"Now son this is how you do it. You wait for one of the litttle kids in the helmet and then.....
SCARE THEM SH :-XTLESS!"
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by JamesA » Wed May 28, 2003 12:46 am

Martin quickly reacts just in time to avoid the Catacombite's green phlegm.
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Re: Caption Contest 5

Post by Trial_by_Spikes » Wed May 28, 2003 2:21 am

The Chuckle brothers really had gone too far this time.
Oh look there's J.G. Ballard in a burnt-out fridge with a spitfire pilot.

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