Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 08 Mar 2005, 09:47
She got into a strop
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 09 Mar 2005, 18:03
Took her elven shirt off
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 10 Mar 2005, 11:07
And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 11 Mar 2005, 00:11
I LOVE it!!!Dark Descender wrote: And sat down with a big box of Ryvita
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 11 Mar 2005, 00:13
There were hard times at home for Fatilla...
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 12 Mar 2005, 12:08
When he met a mad lass called cilla...
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 12 Mar 2005, 14:58
She stole his bandana...
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 13 Mar 2005, 00:24
In such brazen manner
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 13 Mar 2005, 02:15
That he vowed he should blip, blop and kill her!
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 13 Mar 2005, 19:24
OK, here's a challenge (and yes, I can think if at least three rhymes for it and I'm sure the rest of you can manage much better ones - remember, rhymes with only the last syllable or two, as they're unstressed, won't do; groan-inducingly bad rhymes with the last three, on the other hand, are in the best tradition of the genre 
):
That mindless but deadly Automaton
):That mindless but deadly Automaton
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 13 Mar 2005, 20:12
(How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)
That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
That mindless but deadly Automaton
Droned, "Mildread, please do not pour vomit on
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 13 Mar 2005, 21:06
My polished ball bearings
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 13 Mar 2005, 22:51
Although I'm past caring
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 14 Mar 2005, 20:55
Extra credit, sir, extra credit.Drassil wrote: (How about rhymes with the last four syllables?)
Re:Knightmare Limericks
Posted: 14 Mar 2005, 22:08
Not going to finish it off Thanatos? 