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Gosh, it seems the limericks passed on along with dear John W!
I'll resurrect it though!

That irascible wizard called Merlin...
Whose every appearance was sterling...

Could often be found...

[Although I don't agree with the opinions in the first two lines, it would be a shame for this to remain uncompleted.]

With oysters around

and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

That irascible wizard called Merlin...
Whose every appearance was sterling...

Could often be found...


with oysters around....
and a large plate of pickled gherkins!

Sometimes in the den of Pooka's

they all hang and watch snooker!

But when the pub game is pool

At which Snowcat's not cool

(Private joke.)

They have no choice but to shoot 'er


I'm sorry, I just love this Pooka Emoction

Merlin once had a magic key........

Which caused Goblins to flee

So it turned in the lock,
Turned the goblins to Rock,
And mistakenly frozen the sea!!

There once was a Sidriss, Confused,
No matter what spell she used,
Turned her dad into a Frog,
And her mate into a Dog,
Who's supposed to be serving the booze.

(her mate Marta served in the pub, right??)

There once was a barmaid called Marta,
Who was a rather good farter,
She drank the beer fast,
Spoke in rhyme from her A***,
Go to another Tavern id you'd rather!!

Sidriss opened the door,
She found Marta on the floor,
She drank the pub dry,
Passed out, facing the sky,
Woke up and asked Sidriss for more!!!

(booze that is!)

There once was an old Snapper Jack,
Who you'd think could be smoking the crack,
He spoke in rhyme,
in 4/4 time,
And all of his phrases were whack!!!

There once was an elf called Elita,
Who had awfully smelly feet-a,
Smirky was having a snooze
and she took off her shoes,
And the dragon just turned and he eat her!!

hee hee