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His performance was dire
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Which led all to enquire,
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Why no one had asked him to zip it!
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There was a mad Scot called McGrew...
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Who remarked, "Lad, this simply won't do."
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There was a mad Scot called McGrew,
Who remarked, "Lad, this simply won't do.
That helmet you're wearing,
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There was a mad Scot called McGrew,
Who remarked, "Lad, this simply won't do.
That helmet you're wearing,
Is shocking and scaring,
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"I'd take it off if I were you."
Subject to change.
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One day, whilst in Marblehead
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The inquisitive Lissard was led
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By the fishiest smell
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Down a grotty old well
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Which he recokned a suitable bed.
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That most impudent elf named Elita
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Found that no one was willing to meet her.
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