Re:Knightmare Limericks
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
And wondered if he'd be a hero.
Knightmare: Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
He had the option to take a knife,
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Whose Force fell from red down to zero.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
It was time for their summer vacation,
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And for most this was a pleasant situation
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But when they made it to Cornwall..
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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They ran into Hornall
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
and got pulled over for a speeding citation....
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Lol! Not very Knightmaresque that last one!!!
As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,
As the dungeoneer's lifeforce was fading,
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Lord Fear felt like parade-ing
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
"Now, I don't like to gloat..."
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But I Laugh As I Have Just Slayed Him!
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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Re:Knightmare Limericks
Take a quote from treguard and we get.........
If from 'International Departures' you are leaving......
If from 'International Departures' you are leaving......
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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