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Lord Fear Suddenly Got A Notion
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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He thought, "One draught of that
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... should put me on the mat,"
but discovered it was hair lotion.
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Olaf the Viking was looting
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Until he discovered for what he was rooting
Treguard: "Ooh.. nasty. Still, We Can Have A Toilet Break Now - I'm Bursting!"
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A sorceror's stone
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but he pulled out a bone,
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Olaf the viking was looting
Then discovered for what he was rooting
A sorceror's stone
But he pulled out a bone
Then ran off when Velda came shooting.
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(Does anyone mind if a knewbie has a go?)
When Treguard was starting the quest...
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He said "Team, be at your best."
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But the Dungeoneer got lost
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By An Ogre, He Was Tossed
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Thus, the team had failed the test.
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Whilst Pickle was holding the knapsack
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The screen started to turn black
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