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Good Knews: The damage has gained everyone access to "The Short Cut"

Bad Knews: "The Short Cut" is actually a very poor quality night-club

Good News: They do cheap but good quality drinks.

Bad Knews: Hordriss has had one too many and now regales anyone near him with his 'true tales' about how he single-handedly defeated the Opposition.

Good knews: the sight of Marta distracts him from his tall stories.

(And no one say, "Bad knews: it's actually Lissard," because that would be predictable).

Bad Knews: Marta has been listening to Tom Jones's "Delilah" and is hiding a knife behind her back, ready to relieve Hordriss of his "Bride of Frankenstien" style hair.

Good knews: Hordriss, however, had already decided to go bald for Children In Need.

Bad Knews: Hordriss's attempts at fundraising are in vain as Lord Fear is planning a hold up.

Good Knew: Martha uses the knife she is hiding and cuts a hole in the bag of cash causing it to spill out as Lord Fear leaves.

Bad knews: unfortunately, LF was walking over a drain at the same time, so some of the cash was lost.

Good Knews: The Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles can now afford a pizza or two.

Bad knews: The pizzas are cooked by Mildred and Mrs G.

Good Knews: The delivery boy delivered the pizzas to Fidjit's house by mistake.

Bad Knews: Fidjit don't like Pizzas

Good Knews: Mr. Grimwold loves 'em.