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Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:31 am
by HStorm
Identifying Suitable Targets For Interrogation, by Grimaldine.

Policing With A Light Hand, by Gwendoline The Green Warden.

Learn The Killer Instinct With That Venomous Giant Spider That Always Waits Politely On The Cavern Ledge For The Dungeoneer To Pass Before Continuing On Its Way.

Traditionalism, by Lord Fear.

Defense de Fumer, by the Level Three Wyrm who looks like Owen but clearly isn't.

Sanity, by Tobias the Templar Knight.

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:12 am
by HStorm
The All-Singing-All-Dancing Gargoyle, by Mugg.

Play Like A Grand Master, by the Bishop Of The Black Monastery.

Command The Respect Of Your Superiors, by Sylvester Hands.

Incorruptible, by Skarkill, with foreword by Gumboil The Steadfast.

Get That Glamour Girl Look, by Alison Gross.

Make-Up In Moderation, by Lillith.

Each According To His Needs, by Lord Fear.

We Shall Not Be Swayed, a collaboration by the Door Monsters.

How To Beat Your Fists Against The Wall In Frustration When A Media Project Is Abandoned Without Breaking Fingers*, by HStorm.

How To Avoid Turning Forum Posts Parodying Dungeon Characters Into Forum Posts Parodying Oneself, by HStorm.

How To Avoid Circular Humour In Your Forum Posts, by HStorm.


* Well all right, they're only bruised, but they still hurt... :'(

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:17 am
by HStorm
Under-Reaction, by Gibbet.

Chemistry For Boffins, by Rothberry the Apothecary.

World Class Pronunciation, by Gundrada.

The Sly Hands Book Of Advanced Mathematics.

I Was The Star Of My School's Debating Society, by the Catacombite.

The Art Of Being At Ease With Oneself, by Bhal-Shebah.

How To Greet A Knight Of The Realm, by Cedric The Mad Monk of Wrawsby, with illustrations by Elita the Cavern Elf.

So Light On My Feet, by Black McGrew.

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:47 am
by Velvet
Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen
Improving the Harmony of a Multi-Elemental Society - complete with audio version by a skull-haunting
You Too Can Overcome Extreme Ticklishness by the automaton
Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach
Awesome by Default by Sylvester Hands
How to Be an Incredible Lover by A. Cavernwight
Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley
Exquisite Vegetarian Cookery by Theodore D. Catacomb-Bite
Confessions of a Keystone by the lion's head laser-shooter
Wear that Apron with Pride! the Househusband's Handbook by Treguard of Dunshelm
Jenny the Sparrow's First Birthday by Hordriss the Confuser
Magnificent Holiday Destinations by D. Cavernwight

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:23 am
by HStorm
Velvet wrote: Quit Smoking in 7 Days by Owen

Get Away from That Wall! 10 Tips For Effective Mingling at a Party by Golgarach

Trends and Fashions Within the Funeral Industry 500 BC - 1000AD by Motley
Y'know, I started this thread five years ago next month, and I can't believe none of us thought of these ones till now! :D

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:42 am
by HStorm
Chin Up: Give Your Self-Esteem A Turbo-Boost, by Mugg The Gargoyle.

World Class Nourishment: A Nutritionist's View, by Gretel.

My Liberal Agenda, by Maldame.

And The Walls Came Tumbling Down! A collaborative novel by team 6 of season 1.

Why I'm Happy To Admit That I Really Did Write The Chrysalis, by HStorm.

The Art Of Asking Historically-Accurate Riddles, a collaborative thesis by the Wall Monsters of Knightmare Castle.

Re:The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:15 am
by darkDescender
Grin and Pillage it, a musical by Olaf the Viking

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Room, by series1 team 4

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:33 pm
by GranitasIsCute
The Complete Handbook of Tools by Neil and Team

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:04 am
by Pooka
The Complete Barbecue Guide, by Oakley.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:22 am
by HStorm
Show, Don't Tell, by Barry Thorn.
Journey Of A Thousand Miles, by Antony Hague (Team 11 Season 2).

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:34 pm
by Redthir
Political Correctness - Lord Fear.
Differences between Archways and doors - A collaboration by Scott's team.
There's never enough doors - Stuart.
My time in heaven - Gideon.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:10 pm
by Canadanne
Fifty Shades of Dark Grey, the erotic escapades of Hordriss the Seducer (in need of a new bestseller since the Harry Potter series finished). The saucy old sorcerer. :P

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:15 pm
by shadow6162
Always Beautiful - A Guide to Beauty by Mug the Gargoyle.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:43 pm
by HStorm
Happiness Is A Job That Is Your Hobby, by Verruca.

Parody Dialogue Done The Fresh Way, by the team of YouTuber advisors.

Jestering - A Job Description, by Sylvester The Jester.

Fastidious Hair-Care For The Sedentary, by Treguard.

When You Make The Big Move, Give It Your All! by Stuart from YouTube.

Always A Spring In My Step, by Ariadne.

How To Maintain That Buff Beach-Body Look, by Lissard.

Sound Effects For The Elite, by whoever created that new goblin horn noise.

The Encyclopaedia Of Fashionable Headwear, by Lord Fear.

Fire Prevention: Tips On The Sorts Of Hazardous Incendiary Devices That Really Shouldn't Be Left Lying Around Any Old Where, by Sylvester The Jester.

How To Adopt Pseudonyms While Maintaining Your Masculinity, by the YouTuber advisors.

The Theodora Guide To Portraying A Criminal Without Lapsing Into Semi-Offensive Class-Stereotype Accents.

Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:55 am
by Gundrada
The Art of "You first, please, I insist" - My latest novel, someone else wanted to use the typewriter before me, but I CHOPPED HIS HEAD ORF! HAHAHA! ;D