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"Why HStorm's insults are well thought out, witty and upset the other person By Ringmasterrob"

Hmm, getting to you at last am I?  

How not to have a battle of wits with your usernames By HStorm (MPKs Superior) and MPK (HStorms Archnemesis)
Why I shouldn't insult a member of the KM forum about their favourite KM character By MPK
Why I really love Majida By MPK

Reasons why Hugo Myatt shouldn't be Treguard in the Knew Knightmare By the fans

Why I love everthing about life  Moana Liza

Btw, did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!

Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL!

Hey! Its also my job! *turns Skarkill in to Hstorm*
Oopsie....

Not even slightly Storm, keep trying.

Keeping Threads On-Topic and Knightmare-Related by most contributors to this topic (myself now included).

Why this topic is still funny By Everyone

Yes. I wouldn't want to sound like I'm trying to lay down the law when it's not even my forum, but hey, I invented this thread, and I think it's time we let it grind to a halt. Occasional teasing is all very fine but this is moving beyond snark and getting b!tchy. (And I'm not just saying that because I've become the main target of it.)

Either let's get back to thinking up ironic book titles, or if we can't can we just let the thread die the death? Whichever way we choose to go, let's stop trying to provoke each other, as we don't want to turn this BBS into another Challenge forum, do we?

NO WE DO NOT

Oh no!

I HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT KNIGHTMARE

No you don't, Scott90242578, or whatever you call yourself these days! Back, back!

Jokes by Brother Strange

Breakdancing- the ins, outs, ups and downs by Hordriss

(Breathing new life here, I hope!)

(These have probable been done in some form or fassion but what the heck  ;D.)


Sidriss's Ten Step Program To Succsesful Magic.

A Complet collection of Genuine Maps to Level 2: By Mrs Enid Grimwold.

Why I never win stare-out competitions by Lord Fear

How not to irritate Lord Fear whilst he's communicating with his minions By the Frightnights
Art of communication by the s4 boatman
Vegetarian food guide By Grimwold
My life as a vegetarian By Grimwold
My World Wide Web guide and the rest of the internet By Ariadne

The History of Branston by Pickle

Robin Williams: the Greatest Genie of them All by Majida

Life at the Round Table by Sir Hugh de Witless

Wonderful Boat Trip Anecdotes by the Boatman from series 4 and 5.