The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Wed Mar 03, 2004 2:58 pm

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by MPK » Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:44 pm

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Skarkill » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:45 am

Did u really change ur username to MPKs Superior, cause I missed that!

Its as they say I guess, lies dont stand up at all do they! LOL! ;D


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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Snowwiewolf » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:07 am

Hey! Its also my job! *turns Skarkill in to Hstorm*
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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Lord_Bob » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:53 am

Not even slightly Storm, keep trying.

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Thanatos » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:59 pm

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by HStorm » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:44 pm

Yes. I wouldn't want to sound like I'm trying to lay down the law when it's not even my forum, but hey, I invented this thread, and I think it's time we let it grind to a halt. Occasional teasing is all very fine but this is moving beyond snark and getting b!tchy. (And I'm not just saying that because I've become the main target of it.)

Either let's get back to thinking up ironic book titles, or if we can't can we just let the thread die the death? Whichever way we choose to go, let's stop trying to provoke each other, as we don't want to turn this BBS into another Challenge forum, do we?
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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Skarkill » Tue Mar 09, 2004 4:16 am

(These have probable been done in some form or fassion but what the heck  ;D.)


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Post by FrightKnight » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:28 pm

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Post by MoanaLiza » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:00 pm

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by Thanatos » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:54 pm

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

Post by FrightKnight » Wed Mar 10, 2004 1:39 am

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