Knightmare Jingle Bells

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HStorm
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Knightmare Jingle Bells

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Chiming bells
Dark Death-knells
Falling down wellways.
Oh what fun
It was to see
Young Daniel blown away.

Hey! Chiming bells
Musty smells
Dark, damp catacombs.
The dungeoneers
Can't find their way
In all these foetid rooms,

Hey! Chiming bells
Magic spells
Dragons and goblins.
A dungeon is
A merry place
Where no one ever wins.

Hey! Chiming bells
Lord Fear dwells
In caverns dank and cold.
At Christmas he
Likes drinking blood
And eating schoolkid rolls.

Hey! Chiming bells
Merlin smells
Hordriss plays in snow.
He pretends it's not him
But he cries
If he can't get a go...


And so on.
If someone else wants to finish this song off for me, please be my guest.
Knightmare Audio Plays from The Dunshelm Players.
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Re: Knightmare Jingle Bells

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Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to gag
Elita that fat faced hag
Oh... Jingle bells, Jingle bells...

Is that arkay!  ;D
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/
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Re: Knightmare Jingle Bells

Post by Emii »

Aw...I was hoping for an interactive thing...never mind :(
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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