KM company?

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you have decided to start up a Knew company, hiring  people from Knightmare. Who would you hire and what posistion would you offer them. For example I think Lord Fear perhaps could be your security guard and Treguard as manager. Fidget would be incharge of opening and shutting. Hordriss as personnel manager or on reception. etc.
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Sidriss, Gretel, Marta and Mellisandra as tea girls, perhaps? Some of the witches as cleaning ladies, and the beautiful witch (can't remember her name) and lillith as the ruthless businesswomen?
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Morghanna would make an excellent Security Guard because she would never let ANYONE past!
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Or the Madusa from S2 for that matter!
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How about a restaurant? Mrs. Grimwold and Mellisandre as cooks; Mogdred as a waiter!

This is how I imagine him greeting some customers:

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Folly and Motley would be great to provide the corporate hospitality  ;D
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:o I think for certain if it was a restaurant and Mrs. G was one of the cooks then I would avoid it by all costs! :P
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And if Lissard put off all the customers with his "tuna breath" the place would be reported to the Trading Standards Authority
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