Things you would never SEE in the dungeons...

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The traders singing ABBA's Money, Money, Money.
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Jeremy Beadle running in at the last room of level3 and telling them it has all been a set up.
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or Micheal Aspell: "Treyguard, This is Your Life"
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A live band in the 'Crazed Heifer'...

They certainly had interesting muzak playing but I never saw anyone other than Ridolfo in the area with an instrument.
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The Dungeon characters' living quarters
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(Actually, we DO get to see Mildread's living quarters, and the various different lairs of Ariadne.)
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George Bush.
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Pooka wrote: George Bush.
WMD's

Although I'm sure they'd look if given the chance!
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Heh, that's the one remaining excuse from Bush/Blair we're waiting for.

"Our intelligence committee has concluded that all of Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction were stolen at the beginning of the war by technosorcerers from the early 13th century and are currently stashed away in a deep underground chamber that constitutes approximately one twenty-seventh of the territory known as the Dungeon of Deceit. Our next course of action, therefore, is clearly to invent a time machine that will allow our forces to travel back to the thirteenth century and secure the oil reserves... er, I mean the stockpile of arms..."
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Yeah Merlin was probably responsible for looking after them... ...and you know what Merlin is like at loosing things.
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A dungeoneer walking into an office! ;D
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A dungeoneer walking into an office!
He walks into "The Office" and see's David Brent doing his world famous dance.
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A hopeless optimist.
A happy depressive.
A big dwarf.
Other oxymorons.
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(Sorry if these have been done before, I didn't feel like reading 13 pages of replies!)

Okay, you're in a room that's completely blue, I can't see anything else so far...

A goblin accompanying the dungeoneer through the dungeon, and giving hints! (did the goblins ever speak?)

Mrs Grimwold in Festus's mouth

Right, you're back in the antechamber, we're right in front of you...
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A dungeoneer throw their knapsack onto the edge of a pit, wait for the editor to make it appear to fall, then pick it back up. Lol.
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