Knightmare meets automatic subtitles

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Knightmare meets automatic subtitles

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As you may remember from a previous forum thread, The ITV Children's Classics YouTube channel is a source of authorised Knightmare clips: over 600 of them spanning Series 1 and Series 7-8. If you want to explore these, you can use the chronological series-by-series playlists I put together.

There's some entertainment to be had in turning on the automatic subtitles during a clip and watching YouTube struggle with the finer points of Knightmare dialogue.

For example: Lord Fear, Lissard And Sidriss
a.k.a. Series 8 Quest 3: spyglass scene of Lord Fear, Lissard and the Bimboid

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Below is what the characters say versus what the subtitles say.

Lissard: Lordness
Subtitles: goodness/notice/ruinous/slowness

Lord Fear: You know, Lissard, me old frog
Subtitles: you know it's hard my old frog

Lord Fear: I'm calling it a bimboid
Subtitles: I'm calling it a big boy

Lissard: Hordriss
Subtitles: gorgeous

Lord Fear: Go get me tea
Subtitles: don't get me King

It did get "skeletron" right though.

I'm hoping some of you will try this with other Knightmare clips and post any amusing findings here.
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Re: Knightmare meets automatic subtitles

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Lord Fear is Angry
a.k.a. Series 8 Quest 2: spyglass scene of Lord Fear, Lissard and Bhal-Shebah

Below is what the characters say versus what the subtitles say.

Lissard: Lordness
Subtitles: loudness/Lourdes/lawdness/Lorna's

Lord Fear: dungeoneer on board
Subtitles: dungeon eeh on ball

Lord Fear: Maldame
Subtitles: malhomme

Lord Fear: What are these cunning measures, Old Tuna Chops?
Subtitles: what are these cunning measures of old nutjobs

Lissard: Bhal-Shebah
Subtitles: perishable

Lord Fear: a really cunning plan from the mind of a master in cunning
Subtitles: a really cunning man from the mind of a mobster incoming
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Re: Knightmare meets automatic subtitles

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In honour of the forum's members totalling 888, the Teletext/Ceefax number for subtitles, here's the Knightmare clip with auto subtitles to beat them all.

The Dungeoneer Encounters Two Strange Monks
a.k.a. Series 5 Quest 1: Kathryn meets Brother Mace and Sylvester Hands in Wolfglade

It happens within the first minute of the clip, just before Brother Mace laughs. You may laugh too.
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