Caption Contest

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I'll kick that muttbag into outer space, he never ate any dungeoneers anyway  ;)
He's so fearsome now he'd only have to bark and your life force quiche would drop a grade.
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He's so fearsome now he'd only have to bark and your life force quiche would drop a grade.
Or a slice, as may be more appropriate in the case of the quiche.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Oh, alright then, speaking of which I've not heard much from the A1 lads nowadays  ;D
Oooh no, dearie, that had absolutely nothing to do with Festus. That was old Mildread, that was. She captured them and took them with her in her cauldron to Barbados. She loves it there, dearie: she said in her postcard that no-one even stares at her when she cackles, now. And apparently whe A1 boys are enjoying themselves seeing to her every whim. Well, as least it's better than her stealing my hubbie, dearie.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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He's so fearsome now he'd only have to bark and your life force quiche would drop a grade.
OUCH  ::) possibly even two in that case
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Or a slice, as may be more appropriate in the case of the quiche.
Maybe even half a chunk of armour, as with the case of the walking skeleton
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Oooh no, dearie, that had absolutely nothing to do with Festus. That was old Mildread, that was. She captured them and took them with her in her cauldron to Barbados. She loves it there, dearie: she said in her postcard that no-one even stares at her when she cackles, now. And apparently whe A1 boys are enjoying themselves seeing to her every whim. Well, as least it's better than her stealing my hubbie, dearie.
Well at least everyone knows they're safe, alive and well....  ;D
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Well at least everyone knows they're safe, alive and well....  ;D
Safe and well with Mildread? Well, at least they're alive, until she bored with her new playthings all too quickly.
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Nothing new there then  ;)
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James_Aukett wrote:
What about this one?  It just seems to me a bit odd that Melly would run towards Mr Grimwold, not away from him!

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Perhaps there is something they're not telling us!
Nah, I think Melly is Mr G's "bit on the side"  ;)

Jusu hope Mrs G doesn't find out  ;D


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Ew. :-X
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Mwa ha ha
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I know where to put this Grimmy dear!
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