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Re:KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 27 Apr 2006, 22:15
by djoska
How many dungeoneers does it take to complete the game?

too f***ing many!!!

(I keep getting bored of seeing early failures- let's see some new rooms!!)

Re:KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 04 Jun 2007, 18:02
by TheMightyMartin
How many clones of Sylvester Hands would it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you can get. Many Hands make light work ;D

Re:KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Posted: 04 Jun 2007, 23:06
by Mashibinbin
arggh You'll have Brother Strange here in a minute! ;)
...meanwhile two goblins argue over whose club is the best but with the size of them they have trouble getting in without I.D.

Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 25 Jul 2007, 23:57
by TheMightyMartin
I posted this in another thread, but anyhoo...

Q: How many clones of Sylvester Hands do you need to change a lightbulb?

A: As many as you can get. Many Hands make light work.

Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 29 Sep 2008, 15:45
by Drassil
What's the difference between the Brangwen Shee and the former Mayor of London?
-One can live in stone, the other's Ken Livingstone.

What do you get if you cross Hordriss with a Russian bricklayer?
- Tetriss the Constructor.

What do you get if you cross lemon tea with a trainee sorceress?
- Citrus the Infused.

Why did the Chuckle Brothers enter the Dungeon with a sign that read 'Looking For De Wittless'?
-To meet a Hugh, to meet a Hugh...

Why don't dungeoneers have a fear of encountering a fiery drawing pin?
- Because the only way is onward, there is no burning tack.

Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 31 Jan 2009, 22:47
by Pooka
A guy is walking down a road when he sees what looks like a white handkerchief on the floor. He picks it up and looks around and only sees a Cavernwraith in front of him, gliding away.

"Hey, Cavernwraith," says the guy. "You've dropped your handkerchief."

The Cavernwraith turns around and looks.

"That's not a handkerchief," says the Cavernwraith. "That's my son!"

Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 01 Feb 2009, 15:04
by Fidjit
Sylvester Hands tries to fool a passer-by, being a scoundral and thief by nature he decided to take a different approach. One day in the busy market of Wolfenden he spots a fairly wealthy man smoking a pipe. Sylvester Hands grabs his attention and says, "I haven't eaten for three days..." To which the man looks at his pipe, looks at Hands and replies, "God I wish I had your willpower!"

Fatilla the Hun and Brother Mace are in the Crazed Heifer, sitting by the bar. Fatilla notices his decanters getting dry and says to Mace, "Your round," to which Mace replies bluntly, "So are you, you fat b*****d!"

Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 06 Mar 2009, 12:09
by darkDescender
Sidriss is so stupid she thinks the most dangerous insect in the world is the Hepatitis Bee.

Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 28 Mar 2009, 18:03
by Drassil
Why did Sidriss tell Brother Silence to go away?
- Because she couldn't hear herself think.

What was Tim Child's favourite restaurant during Autumn 1994?
- CGI Fridays.

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 05 Nov 2010, 22:06
by GrandDizzy
Did you see the episode where a dungeoneer was killed by Adolph Hitler?

— All Treguard could say was: “Ooooh… Nazi!”

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 13 Nov 2010, 15:09
by Drassil
A bit retro, that one. ;)

Why did Dreadnort join the Lib Dems?
He wanted to nick leg.

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 11:38
by Drassil
Why did Brother Mace have trouble doing up his silly rope?
- Because old habits tie hard.


Saint Valentine's Day comes to Dunshelm, and Treguard learns of Majida's true feelings for him. He thinks things over and reaches a decision. Looking into his soul, and her eyes, he murmurs, "Majida, I don't know about you but I'm feeling the need to, um, slip into something more comfortable."

"Oh yes, do!" cries Majida, beaming.

Treguard spellcasts COMA on himself.


What's the difference between Ben from Series 7 and Pepto-Bismol?
- Only one darkens stools.

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 19 Oct 2011, 17:40
by Drassil
Melly: "Hordriss, what would happen if Morghanna and Fatilla were merged by a spell?"

Hordriss: "One is not oaf fay with such magic."

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 06 Aug 2012, 20:17
by HStorm
In what movie does The Batman fight Lord Fear in a lift?

The Mark Knight Rises.

Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Posted: 06 Aug 2012, 20:19
by shadow6162
That joke is never going to get old ;D