Knightmare.com

*loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post*

Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.

KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!

- Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti

- Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer

- What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage

- Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!

- What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)

- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

- How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"

Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!

What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?

Knight Mare, of course

LOL dear god...

Terrible, wasn't it

I'm baaaack!

I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...


Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?

A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.


Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?

A: A comb


Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?

A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.


Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?

A: Broadsword production


Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?

A: Angular television


Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?

A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.


Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?

A: Take that stupid helmet off!

Anybody got any new decent jokes?

"Sidestep to your left" by walter fool

What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?

Blue

terrable I know

*Hides from the rotten vegertable*

and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...

Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin

- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

BTW - LoL

Why is Olgarth always being chased by the military?

Because he's a wall. (AWOL)

LoL, why dont you just add in "absent without leave" as well and really insult my intelligence

i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke

i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke

I didn't get it! I don't know if anyone else did!

:o NEVER!

Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....

Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know

*sigh*