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Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 02 Feb 2003, 17:55
by Emii
*loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post*
Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.
KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 07 Apr 2003, 21:35
by Steve
- Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti
- Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer
- What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage
- Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!
- What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)
- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
- How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"
Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 23 Apr 2003, 23:51
by MoanaLiza
What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 25 Apr 2003, 01:01
by MoanaLiza
Knight Mare, of course
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 26 Apr 2003, 16:54
by Emii
LOL dear god...
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 26 Apr 2003, 20:12
by MoanaLiza
Terrible, wasn't it
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 30 Apr 2003, 03:12
by GrandDizzy
I'm baaaack!
I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...
Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?
A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.
Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?
A: A comb
Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?
A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.
Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?
A: Broadsword production
Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?
A: Angular television
Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?
A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.
Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?
A: Take that stupid helmet off!
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 04 May 2003, 00:31
by MoanaLiza
Anybody got any new decent jokes?
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 09 May 2003, 01:31
by Arcengal
"Sidestep to your left" by walter fool
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 17 May 2003, 19:38
by Pickle123
What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?
Blue
terrable I know
*Hides from the rotten vegertable*
and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...
Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 17 May 2003, 19:42
by Pickle123
- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid
- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly
- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL
BTW - LoL
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 19 May 2003, 02:42
by Arcengal
Why is Olgarth always being chased by the military?
Because he's a wall. (AWOL)
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 19 May 2003, 18:16
by Pickle123
LoL, why dont you just add in "absent without leave" as well and really insult my intelligence
i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 19 May 2003, 21:43
by MoanaLiza
i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke
I didn't get it! I don't know if anyone else did!
Re: A great Knightmare joke...
Posted: 20 May 2003, 02:08
by Pickle123
:o NEVER!
Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....
Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know
*sigh*