A great Knightmare joke...

For all the comedians out there.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Emii » Sun Feb 02, 2003 5:55 pm

*loud gasp echoed by everyone else who reads the above post*

Right - everyone stare long and hard at Dragonfollower until he gets really uncomfortable, and then get your knapsacks out. Atr dawn we will beat him to a pulp.

KNAPSACKS AT DAWN!!!!
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Steve » Mon Apr 07, 2003 8:35 pm

- Whats Lord Fear's favorite food? Pooketti

- Who does Barry most like to listen to? Hammer

- What is the red dragon's least favourite song? Danger! High Voltage

- Captain nemore at the helm: Arrr! Batten down the hatches there be a storm geist brewin!

- What's Mrs Grimwold's favorite sexual position? Doggy Style (Used this on another thread, but thought it was funny)

- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

- How many Treguard's does it take to change a lightbulb? O_o "lightbulb?"

Dead corny and not the best but at least it gets the topic back to the top!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by MoanaLiza » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:51 pm

What is Neddy the Horse's favourite tv programme?
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by MoanaLiza » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:01 am

Knight Mare, of course

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Emii » Sat Apr 26, 2003 3:54 pm

LOL dear god...
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by MoanaLiza » Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:12 pm

Terrible, wasn't it

;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:12 am

I'm baaaack!

I can't believe this thread is still going strong? What have I started? Oh well. Guess I'd better think of some new jokes then...


Q: Why did Treguard fail his driving test?

A: He kept saying "ooh nasty" whenever the traffic lights turned to red.


Q: What was the mystical object introduced in series 3 that allowed Treguard to see the dungeons clearer than ever before?

A: A comb


Q: Why did Treguard tell the dungeoneer to cheer up?

A: Cos he was always walking around looking down at the ground.


Q: What duty did Lord Fear assign most of his men to?

A: Broadsword production


Q: How did the advisors see the dungeons just by looking into a chest?

A: Angular television


Q: Why was Treguard no good at school?

A: Because he could never fit more than two books in his knapsack.


Q: What do you do if your eye shield breaks down and you can't see anything?

A: Take that stupid helmet off!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by MoanaLiza » Sat May 03, 2003 11:31 pm

Anybody got any new decent jokes?
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Arcengal » Fri May 09, 2003 12:31 am

"Sidestep to your left" by walter fool
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Pickle123 » Sat May 17, 2003 6:38 pm

What, now famous pop-band, tried but always failed to appear on knightmare?

Blue ::)

terrable I know

*Hides from the rotten vegertable*

and just cause i was reading page 7 before posting this...

Elita's mouth is so big the first guy she kissed still has a hicky the size of dublin
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Pickle123 » Sat May 17, 2003 6:42 pm

- Why cant assendre get a man? Because she's too cold and frigid

- Why cant Lissard get a woman? Because he's ugly

- Why cant Granitas get a woman? Because he's a WALL

BTW - LoL ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Arcengal » Mon May 19, 2003 1:42 am

Why is Olgarth always being chased by the military?

Because he's a wall. (AWOL)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Pickle123 » Mon May 19, 2003 5:16 pm

LoL, why dont you just add in "absent without leave" as well and really insult my intelligence ::)

i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by MoanaLiza » Mon May 19, 2003 8:43 pm

i cant believe noone liked my blue joke...actually no, i totally believe noone liked my blue joke ;D
I didn't get it! I don't know if anyone else did!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Pickle123 » Tue May 20, 2003 1:08 am

:o NEVER!

Ok, now i know it was terrable but still....

Blue (the band) tried to appear in knightmare but kept failing because of the blue-walled chromakey studio...streching i know

*sigh*
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