Knightmare meets James Pond

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Fidjit
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Knightmare meets James Pond

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JULIUS SCARAMONGER MAKES HUGE PROFIT BY STILTON CHEESE TRADE

"Finally, My mines are operational. With this high grade processed cheese I will corner the global markets and the dungeon will be at my mercy..."

(Don't ask why I wrote it. It was just a bit of fun and is totally the opposite to Julius Scaramonger)

Knightmare Series

Chapter III - A new hope


It is with great
unrest throughout
the worlds cheese
trade.

F.I.S.H rockets
striking from
a lunar base
are shipping
moon cheese
back to earth.

Sold at amazing
cut prices the
stunning
stilton
dominated
the market.
All the benefit
bought back to
his evil
producer.

Persued by
sinister enemy
knights.
Treguard must
once again
thwart the evil
Julius Scaramonger
and restore
freedom to
the dungeon
and galaxy...


How's that..? Does it look good?  ;D
Last edited by Fidjit on 03 Dec 2003, 15:44, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: They would never say...

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If only it rolled into the screen...

But it looks good!
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Re: They would never say...

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Scroll into infinite like Star Wars  ;D

This was edited slightly from James Pond III - Operation Starfish for the Mega Drive

My Dad disallowes me to have a games console of my own. So I bought a Sega Mega Drive with four joypads, ten games plus another ten from my brother, all for...

...£20  :o
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Re: They would never say...

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Argh! I've wanted that game for the past 5 years!

Mighty bargain, mind you.

Via a bit of jiggery-pokery, I've managed to get an emulated Amiga 1200 on my home PC, one with a graphics card, CD-ROM drive, 256MB of memory, a modem and all kinds of extras for free. ;)

But I don't have James Pond 3 for it!  >:(
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Re: They would never say...

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JULIUS SCARAMONGER MAKES HUGE PROFIT BY STILTON CHEESE TRADE

"Finally, My mines are operational. With this high grade processed cheese I will corner the global markets and the dungeon will be at my mercy..."

(Don't ask why I wrote it. It was just a bit of fun and is totally the opposite to Julius Scaramonger)

Knightmare Series

Chapter III - A new hope


It is with great
unrest throughout
the worlds cheese
trade.

F.I.S.H rockets
striking from
a lunar base
are shipping
moon cheese
back to earth.

Sold at amazing
cut prices the
stunning
stilton
dominated
the market.
All the benefit
bought back to
his evil
producer.

Persued by
sinister enemy
knights.
Treguard must
once again
thwart the evil
Julius Scaramonger
and restore
freedom to
the dungeon
and galaxy...


How's that..? Does it look good?  ;D
Knightmare Series: Chapter III - A new hope.... It is with great unrest throughout the worlds cheese trade. F.I.S.H rockets striking from a lunar base are shipping moon cheese back to earth. Sold at amazing cut prices the stunning stilton dominated the market. All the benefit bought back to his evil producer. Persued by sinister enemy knights, Treguard must once again thwart the evil Julius Scaramonger and restore freedom to the dungeon and galaxy...

Any better?  ;D
Last edited by Anonymous on 08 Dec 2003, 22:43, edited 1 time in total.
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