Knightmare Burp
Posted: 23 Mar 2006, 16:22
I've decided that a crossover between a very fine CITV show, and a very fine ITV (i.e. ITV-but-not-CITV) show, is in order...
[Knightmare begins, but instead of Treguard in the antechamber, it's Harry Hill.]
Harry: Hello, and welcome to Knightmare Burp! Merlin stars in Sensodyne ad! Harry: Treguard gets a job as the new Max Headroom! Harry: And David Learner spotted on day out with Count Brinkatore! Harry: Isn't it annoying when you get a runny nose, but you can't find a tissue in time? Harry: Back to Series 1 now. And Casper, the talking key, is making sure his voice gets heard.
[Clip plays of Casper wittering on to a dungeoneer. Harry provides voiceover: "Be quiet, I'm on a quest."
Clip continues. Harry voiceover: "You're starting to get on my nerves a bit now."
Clip carries on. Harry voiceover: "Just shut up!"
The scene changes to a modern-day reconstruction of the set from the clip, with a lookalike as the dungeoneer. Harry storms on as himself, grabs Casper from the dungeoneer, stamps on him, jams him into a padlock, slams the padlock down, and walks off.
The scene changes back to the antechamber as Harry walks back in, brushing his hands together in satisfaction.]
Harry: And now, it's time for my Fanfic Moment Of The Week. From 'The Final Frontier' by Louise Foxe, a story that features Brother Mace, a self-confessed tavern monk.
Choir: Fanfic Mo-ment Of The Weeeek!
Harry: To Series 7 now. And Treguard and Majida aren't getting along too well. [A clip plays of Treguard and Majida arguing.]
Harry: But who was the better assistant? Pickle, or Majida? There's only one way to find out: FIIIIGHT!!
[Lookalikes of Pickle and Majida run into the antechamber from opposite sides, and attack each other. Genie in a Bottle plays.]
Harry: See you after the break! [He shouts encouragement at Pickle.]
[Knightmare begins, but instead of Treguard in the antechamber, it's Harry Hill.]
Harry: Hello, and welcome to Knightmare Burp! Merlin stars in Sensodyne ad! Harry: Treguard gets a job as the new Max Headroom! Harry: And David Learner spotted on day out with Count Brinkatore! Harry: Isn't it annoying when you get a runny nose, but you can't find a tissue in time? Harry: Back to Series 1 now. And Casper, the talking key, is making sure his voice gets heard.
[Clip plays of Casper wittering on to a dungeoneer. Harry provides voiceover: "Be quiet, I'm on a quest."
Clip continues. Harry voiceover: "You're starting to get on my nerves a bit now."
Clip carries on. Harry voiceover: "Just shut up!"
The scene changes to a modern-day reconstruction of the set from the clip, with a lookalike as the dungeoneer. Harry storms on as himself, grabs Casper from the dungeoneer, stamps on him, jams him into a padlock, slams the padlock down, and walks off.
The scene changes back to the antechamber as Harry walks back in, brushing his hands together in satisfaction.]
Harry: And now, it's time for my Fanfic Moment Of The Week. From 'The Final Frontier' by Louise Foxe, a story that features Brother Mace, a self-confessed tavern monk.
Choir: Fanfic Mo-ment Of The Weeeek!
Choir: Fanfic Mo-ment Of The Weeeek!"Pickle, come on, it's me - Brother Mace". 'Brother Mace?' thought Pickle, 'in a tavern?!'
Harry: To Series 7 now. And Treguard and Majida aren't getting along too well. [A clip plays of Treguard and Majida arguing.]
Harry: But who was the better assistant? Pickle, or Majida? There's only one way to find out: FIIIIGHT!!
[Lookalikes of Pickle and Majida run into the antechamber from opposite sides, and attack each other. Genie in a Bottle plays.]
Harry: See you after the break! [He shouts encouragement at Pickle.]