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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by MoanaLiza » Fri Jun 04, 2004 7:47 pm

Sidriss has a brain wave

Sidriss appears to be smarted than Hordriss. Actually is it me or did that seem to be the case during s8?

HStorm opens a bottle and Majida pops out (yes you could dream ;D)

MPK opens a bottle and Majida pops out :o ;D!
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by MPK » Mon Jun 07, 2004 7:02 pm

Moana Liza wrote: MPK opens a bottle and Majida pops out :o ;D!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Post by LordF » Mon Jun 07, 2004 7:41 pm

Skarkill becomes Opposition Leader and Lord Fear is the Goblin Master.
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by MoanaLiza » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:37 pm

And in that case Tiny sits on and squashes Lord Fear during a spyglass sequence. That'll teach him to play fetch with Hobgoblins.
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Post by Fidjit » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:05 pm

> See a goblin, desperate for the loo... ;D

> Sly having a bath

> Grimwold cooking his own damn meals!
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Post by TheBrollachan » Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:25 pm

A dungeoneer goes down a well-way and ends up in the middle of the sewers of goth. *splosh*
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Post by Fidjit » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:47 am

And that particular dungeoneer sees a sewage pipe that leads to Lord Fears Chamber, just before he climbs in a ruddy great turd floads out...
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Post by Drassil » Fri Jun 25, 2004 11:08 pm

...The Corridor Of Blades is sponsored by Gillette.

...Sean Connery is credited as McGrew's stuntman.

A dungeoneer takes a short cut to Winteria via a wardrobe, and is offered Turkish Delight by Aesandre upon arrival.
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Post by TheBrollachan » Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:37 am

That's in return for the dungeoneer providing her with a copy of the CS Lewis book and a lawyer. ;)
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Post by 123Pooka » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:54 pm

A team fails to pick up a sight potion and as a result they are swiftly killed off by an invisible skeletron
Treguard utters
"well team,
you should've gone to specsavers"

The fireball alley 'short cut' entrance leads to a barber shop instead of the corridor of blades. Hordriss is asking Sidriss for a '3'.

Pickle doesn't shout 'it sees' in series 4 eyeshield scenes, he shouts 'it has an interesting perspective from which you can see all sorts of fascinating phenomenon'

Treguard warns the team of a manifestation,
"caution team, ahmania!!!" (only big brother viewers will get that one)
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Post by MoanaLiza » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:18 pm

A dungeoneer gets dizzy on spin dizzy and actually falls off the bloomin thing. No wait that appeared to almost happen at the start of most series 4 quests.
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by Fidjit » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:39 pm

> Dungeoneers putting out the bombs with pails of water, not gauntlets!
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Post by MoanaLiza » Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:05 pm

Mrs G appears on "How Clean is Your House"

Treguard and Sidriss (don't ask) host Come Dancing

Morghanna becomes the knew host of "You're the Weekest Link"
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by 123Pooka » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:28 am

Treguard is replaced as dungeonmaster! :o
Chris Tarrant then appears instead, with a team questing for a million pounds.

Dungeoneer enters level one clueroom: Galgarach appears, but is quickly overcome by Tarrant as he insists he is the one who should ask the questions. The dungeoneer answers all three correctly, and suddenly a cheque for £500 pounds appears on the clue object table. The team then encounter Tarrant's hand (much like Lord Fear's) descending into the chamber and whisking away the cheque. Then a booming voice echoes around the chamber "But we're not going to give you that!"

Level 2: Merlin's chamber has become a 'Who wants to be a millionaire studio', and the team get stuck on a riddle. Tarrant offers them their 'lifeforce lines' 'you can
phone an advisor', '50/50' or ask the wall monsters.
The dungeoneer opts to ask the wall monsters, who turn out to all be relatives of the Brollachan, and haven't a clue. The answer is thus given incorrectly and the dungeoneer loses £15,000.
Tarrant suddenly cackles, with his finger threatening to push a button on his console, he does so, and the dungeoneer notices the floor beneath him crumbling away. "You just lost £15,000, and the floor beneath you" The dungeoneer is sent falling to his death. Treguard appears in a hurry, as he enters through the studio doors in order to add "OOh nasty indeed"
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by darkDescender » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:48 pm

the dungeoneer enters the room with the quest object. Treguard opens his mouth to speak, but before he can, Lord Fear, Skarkill and Sly Hands dance in, all in matching chiffon dresses and start to sing, "Three little maids from school are we, Pert as a school-girl well can be, Filled to the brim with girlish glee, Three little maids from school!"
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